alec and clary's friendship has truly come a long way considering that it started by alec insisting a demon committed suicide just to deny the fact that clary killed it
Downworlders: Don't drag us into your weird problems.
Shadowhunters:
love bites 🦇🩸
bonus:
unhinged tsc plotlines/lore i still think about:
- man's demon fetish dooms next generations
- guy helps situationship ressuscitate his sister. then gets rejected and moves to another continent
- depressed teenager sings a song about demon stds and STILL gets the girl
- regular boy gets turned into a RAT. and KIDNAPPED by VAMPIRES.
- after participating in attempted genocide, married couple is handed control of local government headquarters/orphanage
- straight love burns down a STONE CHURCH. STONE.
- fairy enthusiast has reverse fairy harem
- immortal cat hates everyone but a dying teenager
- woman marries dead husband's bsf
- formerly-dead woman's emotional instability causes war
- london boy kills the mother of demons with a gun
- local man keeps an angel hostage
and that's all for now
everyone always talks about Simon like oh this poor guy :( who gets dragged into all this against his will :( and Clary doesn't care about him :( he should have gotten the normal life he wanted and not selfishly be dragged back into everything again :( but I'm going to be so honest he reminds me more of this image
Yup that's Simon - the most nonchalant approach we've seen to the shadow world yet.
when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol
edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake
i don't know what possessed me and suddenly made me able to make multiple drawings in one day, but i'm not complaining.
original pic (i have been informed that this is not the original and this is a meme but whatever):
normal country latest
You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust
Other flambert pieces 😛
no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’
Been on my mind
plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)
the concept of max combat waterboy
Robert's greed does not sicken me, it inspires me