I Have Been Aware of The Killer Since Birth

chilewithcarnage:

why do we shame young hoes for cooking everything on high when we praise the air fryer for it? quite the cloth mother/wire mother conundrum here.

animentality:

massachusetts-official:

benepla:

mouthmoodz:

mouthmoodz:

i think lemon demon fans should start romanticizing massachusetts like weebs with japan

MA boys are so cute!! [pictures of neil cicierega and jerma] i need to try lobster omg… maybe i’ll go to massachusetts to teach the inhabitants english <3

i want to study at a Massachusetts university. i will spell chowder as chowdah and not use my turn signal. i would watch Cheers on WHDH-TV all night while drinking a dunky donuts with my broes. i’ll have fenway franks every day that’s worth abouta buck fifty. i would go to Sox bars every night. i am also more likely to meet massholes, Mark Wahlberg, Tom Brady and Bill de Blasio. i wish i was Massachusettsian :(

Official Post of Massachusetts

astronomical-bagel:

eusexuanal:

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life

kosmogrl:

etruscan-boar-vessel:

innerchildabortionclinic:

“fruit has sugar” warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don’t get “addicted to fruit”. yeah i’m also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction

magicalgrldropout-deactivated20:

speedlimit15:

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

hauntedhunted:

fromhersoul:

kiss this babey