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At @gerardsofarc now. Formerly agentperezbian, onewingedhoneybee, chainship, lesbianaerith and probably a couple other urls I'm forgetting.

Okay so I’ve decided to remake my blog. I’m over at @gerardsofarc now. I’ll still keep this blog around but for a while now I’ve been bothered by how cluttered this blog is. I have a million drafts, I’m following a gazillion blogs that haven’t been active in forever, and a lot of my followers are probably bots. This blog is like 12-13 years old. So I think I wanna start fresh! Mutuals please follow me over there if you want to ❤️

gerardsofarchive:

Okay so I’ve decided to remake my blog. I’m over at @chainship now. I’ll still keep this blog around but for a while now I’ve been bothered by how cluttered this blog is. I have a million drafts, I’m following a gazillion blogs that haven’t been active in forever, and a lot of my followers are probably bots. This blog is like 12-13 years old. So I think I wanna start fresh! Mutuals please follow me over there if you want to ❤️

tispityshesawhoreee:

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Stomachaches shitposting again

le-freaknasty:

uselessnerdywriter:

i’ll never forget when mr. frank iero my chemical romance posted about tongue stigmata on his instagram story before IMMEDIATELY taking it down because he realized he’d thrown a large, bloody steak to a pack of feral wolves

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for anyone who hadnt seen it at the time

dailygwhiz:

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day 536

(bonus frank iero!)

I wish we could have a Kingdom Hearts game. Too bad Square Enix isn’t real

oogelyboogely:

xehanortsreport:

i think ansem’s complete and unceasing certainty in his own theories and correctness is half of why i love him. this man has never once doubted himself except at the very, very end and i respect that. i wish i had the level of self-confidence needed to take a leap of faith, stab yourself, and do an entire apocalypse because you think you Might be right. this guy had one goal and lbr he actually would’ve pulled it off it wasn’t for the one itsy bitsy problem of kingdom hearts being light. if that hadn’t been true my guy would’ve probably slam dunked sora to infinity and that’s a lot to think about.

anyway arrogance so bold it wraps back around to just being plain stupid sometimes i do love his ass

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It just kills him.

camille-lachenille:

coffincoitus:

a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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feastofsnakes:

let’s never forget what really matters….. self denial and penance

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Flirting telepathically tonight so if you get nightmares its just me

I’ve determined what Stigmata 1999 is missing is a generous helping of Catholic guilt

So I finally got around to watching Stigmata 1999 now that I’m in my Unholyverse Hyperfixation Revival Era™️ and I genuinely cannot believe how much better UHV is. Bexless took a good concept that was executed a bit clumsily and absolutely stuck the landing with it

flowerblr:

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STIGMATA (1999)
dir. Rupert Wainwright