*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

aroace nonbinary people you are everything to me. shout out to the bitches who just said "nah i'm not doing any of that"

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you rationally understand the cause

doing anything functional with audhd and explaining that to anyone is the whole shadow time prison comic

it's like this.

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”

do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master

choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already

Yeah sure autocorrect I'm trying to s rank the euthanasia game whatever

There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

pliny voice it's very simple. a porpoise is like a dolphin but sadder and with a sort of hateful aura to it