Hi, how are ya?~

They actually got me. I didn't think it'd really happen

Got terminated. Was @ghostgirldick. If you can spare the space, I'd appreciated getting this shared so I can find my cutuals!

I guess I'll try and go softer this time.

Don't be a minor.

Please be patient with me; I promise, I'm a real person! Despite the ghost and demon parts, there's still a girl in here. If I don't reblog or like anything, it's because I'm still trying to go fast and refind my mutuals! Thank you for your time!~

by @mokutan_mmmm

hey if you're a pervert, and there isn't enough porn of the thing you enjoy, go make it yourself. It's a really enriching activity, a good creative outlet, and will grow your skills. Make whatever it is you love the most and you will get better at it so fast it's scary.

genuinely it’s so true, and if you’re lucky like me other people who read what you write (or enjoy whatever art you make) will also make more?? it’s genuinely a hack for getting more porn of your niche kinks and the stakes are so low!!

truthnuke

[said with bags under my eyes and tears streaming down my cheeks] can i please…. just be a puppy for a while….

[nervously shuffling in front of you, not making eye contact] hey yeah… i just…. i wanted to see if you wouldn’t mind… just letting me lay my head in your lap… i don’t even need pets just… can you call me a good puppy? sorry i know it’s weird just… forget it it was a joke…

[profusely sobbing and heaving breaths] c-could you please just… take some of it off me… i don’t…. i don’t know if i can take it all… can i at least… forget about… some of it? just… just for a minute i’m sorry- i- i know it’s a burden to you i just… i wanna forget- i wanna just be… i wanna be…. f-forget about it don’t worry im… im fine actually sorry…. sorry im so much….

Today is a good day. A trans girl is trying on a skirt for the first time. She is growing out her hair and toying with a new name and asking her friends to try out she/her pronouns for her. It’s always a good day when the world gains a new trans girl. Remember this.

heterosexual couples have a problematic gender gap if you think about it

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

I literally played The Wolf in the musical Into The Woods in college and one woman started saying weird shit about me because she thought I was playing the role "a little too well"

Luckily, the director was sane, and when he heard about that he pulled her aside and was like "girl he's supposed to play the role well. That's the fucking point"

And meanwhile, the girl who was playing Little Red was actually glad, even relieved, when she saw I was cast as The Wolf, because we knew each other and she felt safe with me and trusted that I wouldn't use the scene as an excuse to actually creep on her

All that to say, there really are people out there who will read Little Red Riding Hood, or even sign up to participate in an adaptation of the story, and go "ummm The Wolf is kind of problematic"

fuck that's hot

modern horror writers be like: what do you mean there's things scarier than old women, mentally ill people, and pagan beliefs??

"what do you mean i shouldn't depict indigenous people and trans women like that??"

you can slap that transfem’s butt a little. watch it ripple a little. it’s rather hypnotizing.

it’s frustrating when you’re talking about an inherently oppressive institution that dehumanizes everyone who is subjected to it and someone is like “it’s especially bad for those it is incorrectly applied to!” as though being the intended victim of an injustice makes it less of a tragedy

Let's take the funny little blue pills with mama

good lord there's a lot of vasectomy joke gifts that don't know the difference between a vasectomy and an orchiectomy.

orchi is removing of one or both testicles. a vasectomy cuts or seals the vas deferens so there's no sperm in your semen. You still have testicles, you still have testosterone, there's just no sperm in your ejaculate to make babbies with.

they're very different operations!

One might even say there's a vas deferens between the two

Let this maid clean your dashboard really quick!

you understand that there's nothing wrong with wanting people to pay attention to you, right? it's not intrinsically evil, you are allowed to want to be seen. you can do it in soft and nice and good ways, but you don't even have to. you can just want to be seen.

if you respond to sincerity with "ironic" deflection, people will learn that they can't be sincere with you. do you want people to be sincere with you? you have to be sincere with people.

if you want to be loved, don't play hard to get, make the act of loving you feel good. if you liked it, just say thank you. being embarrassed is cute.