i bring a sort of “it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right” vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like
like there is no world where “getting rid of the coomers” doesnt end up with women being taken advantage of, the destruction of LGBT+ spaces, censorship of creativity and art, etc. etc.
i dont know why ppl act like this anti-sex mentality is something productive and healthy
i can already see the replies so ill say too that this isnt me saying people need to like nsfw content or me trying to insert myself into someones personal trauma, i do not need your edge cases or straw man arguments
btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv “haha sorry ive never done this without help before… can you show me how to do this?” the employee will not care. if that means anything to you
this goes for every service you might be getting btw. grocery store? ask an employee. or bring a friend! you don’t have to do it alone. restaurant? as an employee. specifically, ask them what their favorite thing on the menu is. car mechanic? actually don’t ask them, it’s really difficult to find a trustworthy mechanic and you probably didn’t on your first try. find a friend who knows things about car and bring them with you to be a bullshit detector. but you get the gist
paintings of ulysses and the sirens rated by how securely he is tied to the mast
Ulysses and the Sirens by John William Waterhouse
looks reasonably secure, he’s probably not going anywhere. waterhouse always comes through. 10/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Herbert James Draper
you’ve allowed too much freedom of movement for his sexy arms!!! he’s aboutta BUST through the ropes and join the choir invisible!!! but i do love the crewmate to the left with the king-wrangling job. i bet that’s eurylochus. 6/10
Odysseus and the Sirens by Alexander Bruckmann
they’re pretending to ask for advice on building wooden horses, and when he jumps overboard to mansplain, that little wristlet is not gonna stop him. 0/10
Ulysses and Sirens by Pablo Picasso
this ulysses is forever trapped in flatland. he will not jump overboard. he knows there is no true escape with the sirens, not really. 7/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Léon Belly
in 3 minutes this mans is going to be dragging behind the boat like a jet ski. 1/10, there must have been a thought process at least
Odysseus and the sirens (stamnos, Greek artifact in the British museum)
rope to naked flesh ratio is so funny here but you can’t listen to the forbidden song of the sirens if you ain’t cute <3 9/10
The Sirens and Ulysses by William Etty
i’m sorry, i hate this. what?
fish women want him for his thick ass.only ropes around here are the ones he pulls in the gym. 0/10
Ulysses and the Sirens by Marie-François Firmin-Girard
finally…. a socially distanced ulysses. you did it boys. can’t sink this bad boy. 100/10
ALT