intercal:

the rapture has already happened and only a singular starfish (most innocent) was sent to heaven in 632 AD

powerbottombrucespringsteen:

chkq:

chkq:

i always think about r.a.t.t.a.t.a. (read all the time and take amphetamines). it’s just so true

@circumlocutive:

I’ve never heard of this philosophy where can I read more

it’s from this screenshot; i don’t know where this screenshot is from.

teomodo:

dogpuppy:

estavionpira:

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

luntfontanne:

polkadotmotmot:

Alexandra Czierpka - Between Light and Time, 2025 - Acrylic and Oil Crayon on Watercolor Paper

slavery:

We smoking boobs in 2017

cha0s4cringe:

Should’ve been an episode of criminal minds that took place in a power plant and the unsub gives Reid radiation poisoning and Reids in the hospital and his skin is falling off.

targetedknowledge:

ephemeralpool:

angelicguy:

angelicguy:

hotdog burst in microwave

ratajota:

cunty cats study

velvetys:

Poppin bottles in the ice… like a blizzard…