absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

Maria Skłodowska-Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

obsessed with this

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

My anxiety disorders already do this to me every five minutes so I probably wouldn’t notice tbh

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ⍑𝙹ᒲᒷ∷

Hold on i need to ask my friend Claudia, who is a college student and edits wikipedia something real quick...

THIS IS MY FRIEND CLAUDIA

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

Scroll on tumblr. Encounter someone talking about a thing you weren't aware that anyone else was doing, and they explain how there's actually been studies that indicate that this isn't just a random quirk that some people have, but The natural way that humans are supposed to do that. Never check the study they mentioned, just shrug and go oh ok I guess that's a thing.

Years later encounter another tumblr post talking about the same subject, and someone says "actually no, there isn't much research on this. The whole idea was popularised by one study, made by one guy who did an experiment with wolf spiders and assumed that humans must work the same way." Never check the study they mentioned, just shrug and go oh ok I guess that's not actually a thing.

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

everything I hate about ai and love about wikipedia on one image

*flies past*

THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT WILL JUDGE ALL UPON THIS EARTH HOWEVER THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT IS ONLY ONE SKULL SO YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE SKULL OF JUDGEMENT SOME TIME

*flies past*