when your CRUEL EVIL GILLFROND forces you to go to the CLAIRE’S (requested on vriskord)

challenge day 17: brotp

platonic vrisfef is so good bc like they both Get It they’ll spend hours having deep emotionally intimate conversations and then turn around and be like “All s)(e does is 8itc)( a8out )(er lusus! 3>8888(” like girlies your lusii have the exact same MO you’re basically sisters. <3 (they r worsties 8esties)

If you would of told me 15 years ago that I would get one of Andrew Hussies actual shirts she wears mailed to me FROM ANDREW HERSELF I would of never believed you.

Well it's 2026 baby and THIS YEAR IS MINE!

I got my custom mystery box from Andrew and vibri today one week before I meet Andrew irl. I can't stop looking at this stuff. These are my treasured items. These will be buried with me. This is my new child Andrew and vibri hand painted for me specifically cuz I said I wanted a clown child. It's named alabaster pennyfarthing.

Wait… Hussie has, or rather had a custom Felt Billiard Ball? Do they have the rest of the set? Did they send out all of them in a sort of Dragon Ball esque caper where if all of them brought together you can summon Pyralspite and are granted a wish?

It was found at a thrift store and they both customized it with sharpies.

The Monkeeverse is one of those things that makes less sense instead of more as you get into it. The show spans genres and never has multipart plot lines and yet somehow manages to have better continuity than many shows that rely on ongoing storylines. The show in question is fictional, but the actors share the names. Are they characters or are they people? The lines blur between them, creating an air of ambiguity. People hate them for not being the fictional characters. People accuse them of not being the fictional characters. They are mistaken for the fictional characters. The real men, ordinary men turned television rock and roll gods, are now locked into these personas in the real world. They make a film about killing themselves to escape the machine that forces them to be living comedy caricatures. The movie flops because it isn’t funny. The public doesn’t get why that in itself is ironic. Behind the scenes they fight tooth and nail to be a real band. People don’t believe they play their own music. They will perform these same songs until they die. They are sex and drugs and rock and roll given a G rating and make it through grueling schedules with cocaine. They regularly appear on the show in drag and speak out against the Vietnam war. Hippie ideals and fashion leak steadily into the show, creating even more of a blur between television and reality. They hate being The Monkees. They will always be The Monkees. They will miss being The Monkees. The Monkees will never die. The Monkees are killed on screen. Are the “blooper” clips spliced into aired episodes performed by the actors or the characters? They signed away their names and there’s no difference between them and their brand. With one signature they’ll never be taken seriously again. With one signature they’ll change history. No, as an audience you’ll never get to know how much is real or what all of it really means. It was never meant to be taken seriously. It’s not that deep. It is that deep. Anyway, take a guess whether The Monkees being on an FBI watchlist is a fictional plot line or real life.

It’s getting away!

Ralsei is so "internet-friend" coded it kinda makes me wanna explode in grief

Telling Susie to “forget about him” and to make some “real friends” who, unlike him, can actually be there for her in important moments and not solely during moments of escapism. Completely disregarding his own isolation in favor of allowing someone else to be happy. His impermanence and conditionality in his friend’s lives, only interacting with them when they need to have an escape from their problems, thus never wanting to divulge his own problems lest he spoil the only reason he could possibly perceive anyone wanting to be with him. To relish in that, loving his "role" as nothing but a prop and a servant for their escapism, because that's the only way he gets any connection. Any thought given to him while "offline" and "touching grass" is pointless, and it's selfish for him to ever want that, ever want The Lightners to take a moment out of their awesome real lives to care about him.

This is just one elaborate metaphor for a friend on discord. by god she's even a trans woman.

so like is anyone else seeing what's happening on the dilbert website right now

I've seen people draw ralsei and mettaton smoking blunts but I want to see queen taking hits off a usb thumb drive like it's a juul

Kris Trucie Come Smoke This Shit

We Will "Bond"

It Will Be: Great (TRUE)

Birdling Come Here I Know How To Make You Less Or More Annoying

Holy shit OP hasn’t deactivated either. Tumblr History Post

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

Mom... Dad...... I'm berries.

my kindness luigi fanart

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

in our defense this is oil

When you sits but you’re not happy about the fits. Photo from my collection, 1973.

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again