Rewrite Twitter in Cobol

[Dhananjay-JSR]

REWRITE TWITTER IN COBOL

Why does Twitter need to be written in COBOL, you ask? Well, forget about those new-fangled languages like Python and JavaScript. COBOL is the way to go if you want to build a hip and trendy social media platform like Twitter. I mean, who wouldn't want to relive the glory days of mainframe computing and punch cards?

I did the initial step up stone now it's time for the community to come together and Help Make Twitter Better by Rewriting it in Cobol

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[dotunpeters]

Guy, you are a pure comedian!

[ltaylor-zline]

Check out this hip new framework we could use: http://www.coboloncogs.org/INDEX.HTM

[matheuscristian]

Well, if there's one thing I can say about this guy, it's that he's certainly got a bold vision for the future of software development. I mean, who needs all those pesky files cluttering up a repository anyway? And as for rewriting everything in COBOL, well, that's just genius! I'm sure the developers will thank him for the opportunity to dive into the exciting world of legacy code. Bravo, sir, bravo!

[Kingwindie]

Looks great, I can merge