huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as “eggs over-legendary” and perhaps even “eggs over-nightmare”

expressions-of-nature:

by Mirosław Pruchnicki

fungiblegoods:

elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de:

beardedmrbean:

Sword of Damocles meets hot potato and russian roulette

theonion:

guooey:

Thinking…

catmanbowser:

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don’t get mad.

yassmines:

howlerbat:

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

catchymemes:

asidewalksymphony:

adamtotscomix:

ngkiscool:

violetfractal:

argumate:

jadagul:

catchymemes:

These circles are stationary

Thanks I hate it.

*sigh* all power to hypnotoad.

Checked with a ruler and took screenshots - the circles are completely stationary. The effect is also not generated by the arrows, rather by the oscillating color.

The rings have 1px wide borders that oscillate out of phase with their interiors, and your eyes perceive the phase shifted borders as moving edges. It’s really neat, our optic nerves have specific hardware for edge detection and this gif fools it!

Also if I look away from the gif and stare at a spot, the gif looks really trippy in my peripheral vision. A++

My brain hurts.

grecoromanyaoi:

yellbug:

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

• that’s not for kitties
• kitties can’t use that
• i don’t think so. not for kitties, I guess.
• heh… no way… that’s not for kitties
• huh? kitties can’t use that…
• kitties won’t be able to use that