when princess cums it is a single pristine and elegant drop

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based on that one tweet going around

shut-in neet who supports her lifestyle with gifts earned by serving as a dildo for the various bored housewives in her building

angle who insists her dick being tiny is just a symbol of her chaste purity

Its acute dick

what i get for not proofreading a single post 📐

I couldn't resist hehe

Dont worry its adorable :3

meow! /ᐠ ˵> ˕ <˵マ

Reblog for unsolicited yuri in your dms :3

enough mischief on dash, I'm taking her away now

fairies are so silly like why are you teasing me you stupid flying fleshlight

dragon offering to snap your choker (she doesn’t top but she will kiss you so deep that it breaks around her tongue)

dragons that are treated like sapient racehorses

a dragon to keep your eye on this upcoming season is Violence’s Fortune. she’s a newcomer to dragon sports, but she swept through the 2025 Grand Dragon Nationals, taking first place in every single aerial event except Woods Hunt (her bitter rival Chicken Lo Mein won that one. VF was pissed about it) and finished the two week-long event with 17 gold medals and 43 silvers, winning by more than twice the score of the second-place contender. she also has a shocking run of local and district tournament wins that have made her, as an new underdog, obscenely wealthy in just one season (sport dragons get a cut of bet winnings)

Violence is extremely openly a lesbian, and refuses to let male jockeys ride her. she is, however, completely fine with being studded out to other dragons, on account of how she makes like half a million off her frankly exorbitant stud fee every single time. the only person on the planet allowed to groom her is the jockey she’s in an incredibly scandalous relationship with and she lives up to her name if anyone else tries. the most expensive part of housing her is the organic meat and honey that comprises her diet and her jewelry and pillows budget is more than the GDP of several small countries… combined

she is credited with singlehandedly doubling the amount of female dragonsport fans. so many women have become fans of this sport because they want to fuck her. she is aware of this and half her promotional material is sexy pinup posters and partnerships with sex toy brands. everyone else in the league thinks this is incredibly weird but can’t really do anything about it because she makes them so much fucking money. there’s an official Dragon League® brand Violence’s Fortune body pillow and it’s the highest-sold merchandise item from the year

dragons make wonderful beasts of burden because they can do everything a draft horse can but they can also fly. plus you can use them as a sex toy when you bed down for the night

Incest and rape kinks are really good until you involve men. That’s just too far

“Dad” “brother” “he” “him” “his” what do you mean? You cant say these words.

special collars for passing therians to wear to designate them as passing therians so onlookers know that it's ok that she's on the train by herself and buying groceries and probably hitting on you

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

so you're saying imps are crotch height and im supposed to just do nothing about it?

thats it youre getting raped with the strap

Is there a way to quickly eat popcorn without making it look like I’m a horse eating oats out of my own hand

Damn alright

Truly some insightful replies, thank you. Also it would seem that @princess-rosiebird is denying the existence of horses, so that’s interesting.