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Corbeau loves to make you laugh.

His jokes are usually sarcastic, told with a dead pan expression, and, if you didn’t know him better, you’d think he was serious- most people do. But you can see how the corner of his lips twitch slightly upwards when he says something he knows will make you giggle.

Sometimes he’ll tell you puns too, horrible dad level things that probably came from the influence of Philippe. If you groan, he just grins.

If you go along with his jokes, you’ll watch as his smile grows, and you might even get a laugh out of him if you’re lucky. His laugh is beautiful; something gentle and real, a secluded part of the man that only you are blessed to see.

Some of the most vulnerable moments in your relationship are those when you’re tied together in bedsheets, wine in your system, as the two of you laugh over nothing: a joke from earlier, maybe, but simply looking at one another sends you into a giggling fit. It’s such a raw moment, as if you were two teenagers experiencing love for the first time, but it’s so genuine that it hurts. It aches in your heart in the best of ways, alongside your ribs that are sore from laughter.

Once the two of you can finally calm down, Corbeau leans forward and kisses the corner of your lips. He rests his forehead against yours and murmurs, “I love your laugh.”

“I love you.”

Corbeau chuckles lowly, “are you trying to one-up me?” He kisses you. “I love you more.”

And you laugh, again, because it’s such a cheesy thing to say, and yet you feel so damn happy. “I love you more.”

“Try me.” Corbeau grins, and tackles you onto the mattress. You squeal as his hands move to your sides to tickle you, ripping even more laughter out of you.

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Anonymous asked:

Could I request Corbeau headcanons with a very physically strong s/o (fem but can be neutral if you prefer) with defined muscles, but is overall a sweetheart who's very calm and patient?

Tiny and angry mob boss with a wide and nice s/o 🥹🙏

twunkishwritingclub answered:

I ended up making this about a female reader, so I apologize if that upsets anyone! I just really like buff ladies 👉👈 And so does Corbeau! Enjoy!

Corbeau with a strong and buff fem! S/O

  • If there’s one thing that this entire fandom, and literally everyone he meets, knows, it’s that Corbeau is short af 
  • I’ve also said before that I headcanon his body type as skinny but with a lot of lean muscle 
  • So he’s not quite a toothpick, but he’s not brawny either 
  • And let me tell you, when you became his client, an incredibly buff lady, it awoke something in him 
  • He tells himself that he just admires your physique because it clearly took work
  • And that’s definitely true! He can definitely see how much effort you put into getting muscles that big 
  • But he also spends your entire first meeting much more aroused than he’d care to admit 
  • Especially because it was while negotiating with you over Urbain’s/Taunie’s incredibly stupid decision 
  • He’s not saying that he wished it went wrong or anything, but the idea of you putting him in a headlock? 👀 Using all of that strength against him? 👀 👀
  • Corbeau was horny for you from basically day one 
  • Of course there are many other things he admires about you, like your connection to your Pokemon, your skill in battles, your personality and willingness to stick your neck out from others 
  • (Although that last trait does also worry him. A lot.) 
  • But all of those features being attached to a girl that could crush his head between her thighs? That’s definitely a perk! 
  • Even before you two get together, Corbeau is definitely trying to find excuses to see your strength 
  • If you’re particularly perceptive than you might notice that he often sends you on missions where you need to lift things or something of that sort
  • And that Corbeau is always there whenever you have to do that 
  • But that could just be coincidence, right? 
  • Well after you two start dating, it becomes very obvious that, yeah no, that was completely intentional lmao 
  • He tries to hide it, but he’s actually very clingy 
  • This man is super touch starved, nobody can convince me otherwise 
  • So he basically wants to be in your arms as often as possible without horribly embarrassing himself 
  • The entire Rust Syndicate has so many jokes about it, but there’s no way in hell they can let Corbeau know 😂
  • But also like,, can you really blame him? 
  • He’s the perfect height to be carried and his girlfriend just so happens to have big strong arms 
  • Like come on, 2 + 2 = 4 
  • It’s really funny though because he’s still the boss of a shady crime syndicate 
  • So he has a reputation to hold up and he knows it 
  • Plus Corbeau can just be very proud in general 
  • So no matter how much he wants to be in your arms, he tries to hold himself back 
  • At least around others 
  • If you pick him up in public he will be so freaking flustered 
  • But luckily he could never stay mad at you for long 
  • Just flex those biceps and he’s yours again girl 🤣
  • You’ve got him completely wrapped around your finger 
  • Basically this short king adores his incredibly strong girlfriend, even if it flusters him sometimes 💜
twunkishwritingclub

Anonymous asked:

fruit for thought: Corbeau with an s/o versatile in all types since the user is the last/former Kalos champion. Why they disappeared for five years, and how Corbeau finds out/reacts is up to you!

twunkishwritingclub answered:

This was so much fun to write, so I hope everyone enjoys it!

Corbeau with a Former Champion S/O

  • Let’s be real, Corbeau is definitely the type of guy who is very difficult to catch off guard 
  • He became the boss of the Rust Syndicate because he was clever 
  • AND he’s really perceptive 
  • So it is very difficult to get anything past this guy
  • Especially because he wants to learn everything he can about you after you become his partner! 
  • So yeah, Corbeau has literally no idea how he didn’t realize that you used to be a champion 
  • It honestly still really bugs him 
  • I mean, you were literally the champion of the region he lives in!! How did he not notice???
  • Granted, considering that the entire game revolves around being an incredibly strong trainer, it makes sense that he wouldn’t be too suspicious about that 
  • Everyone knows you’re incredible at Pokemon battles and love your team
  • And that your team is insanely overpowered 
  • But that still didn’t surprise Corbeau that much 
  • So he only realized after you got approached by a former fan 
  • You and Corbeau were out on a date at the time, visiting some local cafés 
  • And when this random teenager runs up to you, he was a little annoyed at the interruption 
  • Riiight up until they asked for your autograph 
  • You questioned how they still knew about you though, given that you had lost the title to another trainer a few years ago
  • “Of course I still know you! You were the champion of the entire Kalos region for most of my childhood!!” 
  • With a chuckle and a signed picture, you sent the very happy teenager on their way
  • Then you turned to find your boyfriend’s face become the deepest shade of red you’ve ever seen 
  • He swears that he felt like dying after he found out 
  • He’s still bitter about not noticing it 
  • Not at you, of course, but at himself 
  • It was one of those moments where suddenly everything makes sense, you know? 
  • And it becomes even more obvious when he learns that other people like Jacinthe totally already knew and just didn’t tell him 
  • She’s such a menace, I love her 
  • Granted, it does boost his pride in you even more 
  • He always knew that he was dating an incredibly strong trainer 
  • But now that he knows that you were a former champion? Oh he’s going to be even more smug about it 
  • He’s still embarrassed though lol
twunkishwritingclub

Anonymous asked:

Hellooo! If you wouldn't mind could you please do a scenario of Corbeau who's partner has a shiny alpha Scolopide? I think his reaction and how he'd interact with them would be really interesting ^^

twunkishwritingclub answered:

Of course love! Enjoy!

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Corbeau with a S/O who has a shiny alpha Scolipede

  • Corbeau might be a little surprised that his s/o also has a Scolipede
  • Especially such a rare and powerful one
  • But he’d probably be kinda smug about it lol
  • He’d probably say something like “Ah, a fellow person of good taste!”
  • It makes him extra proud to be with you
  • Not just because you match
  • But because you managed to catch such a rare, powerful Pokemon!
  • Corbeau definitely wants to know the story behind it
  • How you and your Scolipede first met, if it was just a Venipede when you caught it, what training it was like, everything!
  • He loves learning everything about you honestly, but especially this!
  • Not to mention that he loves your interactions with your Scolipede
  • Watching you praise it and feed it treats makes his heart do summersaults
  • Even for such a powerful trainer, you’re still so sweet!
  • And something about that juxtaposition is so lovable to Corbeau
  • Plus, your shiny Scolipede and his regular one definitely seem to get along
  • Sometimes they’re more lovey-dovey than you and Corbeau are!
  • You two might get a little flustered watching them rub snouts and play together
  • But it also cements your bond, in a way
  • Even your Pokemon adore each other! That’s definitely a good sign for your relationship
  • Corbeau is also a very fashionable person, and something about matching with you just delights him
  • Fighting alongside you in a team battle and having you both send out your Scolipedes
  • Kicking butt on the battlefield together…
  • It does funny things to Corbeau’s heart 💜
  • For him it just proves that you’re his soulmate
  • And he’s so excited to spend the rest of his life with you
twunkishwritingclub

oddalban asked:

The idea is stuck in my head:

S/O that is super cutesy and friendly, and they're super polite (radiates fairy type vibes, not a fairy specialist though), but their pokemon are all ones considered "scary" or "bad" and all have cutesy names like "sweetheart" or "starry" (they're just as cutesy and polite during/about battles too)

Can be with whatever character you'd like!

twunkishwritingclub answered:

I finally wrote something for Urbain! 😭 Thank goodness! This specific character archetype is so fun to me, and I was honestly so excited to write it! Enjoy!

(Also, people need to be making more gifs of Urbain because I only found like 2 good ones while writing this and I find that infuriating)

Corbeau and Urbain with a cute s/o who has scary Pokemon

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Corbeau

  • You confused him so much when you first met, it’s actually hilarious 
  • When you walked into your first meeting with a huge, terrifying Pokemon, he immediately expected some trouble
  • Anyone who walks around with a partner Pokemon like that is surely seeking to intimidate people, right?
  • So when you sat down on his couch with a cheery grin and friendly attitude, it caught him so off guard
  • Surely this must be a front, he thought
  • You must be trying to lull him into a false sense of security to make him let his guard down
  • Clever, very clever…
  • Except that’s not what was happening at all 
  • Unfortunately though, Corbeau had a harder time trusting you at first, because he was constantly convinced that you were trying to trick him
  • But the more time you spent together, and the more you fell for one another, even his icy walls began to melt 
  • He very slowly realized that you were genuinely a very sweet person, which also made him more protective
  • He wants to protect that sweet-natured soul of yours, even if your partner Pokemon could definitely do that already 
  • Speaking of which, while you were quick to fall for him, your Pokemon seemed much more distrustful 
  • They acted especially protective of you around Corbeau, which honestly spooked him a bit
  • Even though they were quiet friendly on their own, they still knew when to defend you
  • Your Pokemon and his Scolipede would sometimes stare absolute daggers at each other, both intent on protecting their trainer
  • Corbeau was a little shocked when you turned to your partner Pokemon and told it
  • “It’s okay, sweetiepie, you can trust him!”
  • You named your gigantic, terrifying Pokemon “sweetiepie”…
  • Corbeau was caught between being amused at you and deeply confused
  • Meanwhile his stomach was flipping in circles after hearing you say that you trusted him
  • That was probably his “oh.” moment, followed by a very intense “oh crap” moment when he realized how much you actually meant to him
  • After his moment of panic though, he finally set out on wooing you
  • But he knew that it wasn’t just you that he needed to win over, but also your Pokemon
  • Corbeau was already going to treat you like absolute royalty, but he’d be even more romantic now
  • Not only to prove that his intentions are good, but also because he loves doing it!
  • He looks so pleased with himself every time you flush a bright crimson, or your other adorable reactions to his affection
  • Luckily your Pokemon are just as sweet as you are, so this doesn’t take too long
  • And Corbeau eventually begins to tease you a little more 💜
  • But it’s all from a place of love
  • Corbeau actually finds your terrifying-looking team endearing, particularly because of how protective he is
  • He finds immense comfort in knowing that almost nobody is going to mess with you because of them
  • You are dating the boss of a major crime syndicate now, so there may be people who would target or hurt you
  • And while Corbeau would still come to your aid in a heartbeat, it’s good to know what you can probably handle it yourself
  • Even if you’re too much of a sweetheart to actually hurt anybody 
  • Your Pokemon are absolute sweethearts too, but they know how to absolutely throw down and intimidate when you’re in danger too
  • You’re a mess of contradictions sometimes, but it only draws Corbeau in more
  • And he wouldn’t have it any other way
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Urbain

  • He didn’t see it coming at all when he first met you, honestly
  • When he first met the cute person who was new to Lumiose City
  • Who happily joined Team MZ with barely even a second though
  • Urbain already knew that you were the sweetest thing he’d ever met
  • And anyone who played the game knows that he started crushing on you almost immediately, and here is no different
  • But he had already made you out to be an absolute cutie
  • Which isn’t untrue!
  • But it does mean that your team surprised him. A lot. 
  • When he first met your team he was taken aback
  • Seeing you with such huge, intimidating Pokemon left him a little speechless for a minute
  • In an attempt to not look awkward in front of his crush, he stammered out
  • “Wow! Looks like you’ve got some bodyguards, huh?”
  • To which you only laughed, making Urbain flush an even deeper shade of red
  • Naveen began to wonder if he was okay, honestly 
  • But Urbain just brushed him off and scurried away as soon as he could without looking too weird
  • You really surprised him! But it really only made him more interested in you!
  • And more attracted to you too, honestly
  • Not only did it feel like he learned a deeper part of your character
  • But something about the cutest person he knew having such a tank as their partner Pokemon might have awoken something in him
  • Of course he kept hanging out with you, and his crush just kept getting stronger every time he saw you
  • And over time Urbain realized that you and your Pokemon weren’t that different after all!
  • For as scary as they looked, they shared your personality
  • Urbain always mentioned it with a laugh as he looked away and awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck
  • Arceus, he was down so bad for you
  • So you can imagine how excited he was when you actually started dating!!
  • Urbain is kind of a malewife honestly, and he would treat you like the center of his personal universe
  • He might have worried that your Pokemon would be overprotective at first
  • But they were also sweethearts, so they never really did that with him 
  • Honestly Urbain is such as ray of sunshine that it’s not exactly hard to trust him
  • Also, he loves seeing other people’s reactions to you
  • They’re his favorite part of watching your Pokemon battles honestly
  • Aside from watching you look cute, especially when you win…
  • But seeing your opponents be so shocked that a cutie like you had an absolute beast of a team is so priceless to him
  • If anyone even mentioned you around Urbain, they would get a 3 hour ramble about how amazing you are
  • He takes every opportunity to brag about you and praise you
  • Honestly he can’t believe that you chose him sometimes, but he’s sure as hell not complaining!
  • Urbain is going to do everything he can to support you, and nothing will ever change that!
  • But knowing that you’ve got such an awesome team does bring him some peace, in a weird way
twunkishwritingclub

Anonymous asked:

What would your headcannons be on Corbeau and a chronically depressed s/o? :)

twunkishwritingclub answered:

This request has been sitting in my ask box for a couple days now and I’m so sorry for posting it so late 😭 Whoever requested this, I hope that you’re okay! You may notice that I went really hard while writing this, and it’s because I’ve struggled with really bad depression for a very long time too. It still gets me a lot of the time, and I know how inescapable it feels, so I tried to incorporate my own experience into this, while also keeping it relatable. I hope that I succeeded, and I hope that this helps someone even a little bit. Take care lovelies 💕

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Corbeau with a Chronically Depressed S/O

  • Corbeau is an incredibly observant guy
  • He says that it helps him deal with his clients, but it’s really just something he does in general
  • And obviously when he’s crushing on someone, a lot of his attention falls on them
  • He really loves learning more about you, but he quickly figures out what’s going on beneath the surface
  • And it worries him. A lot. 
  • Corbeau understands depression really well, I think
  • Given his backstory, I’d be pretty amazed if he didn’t
  • He’s definitely gone through this sort of thing too, but it still scares him
  • Corbeau has come to care about you so much, so seeing you hurting so badly breaks his heart
  • That’s why he makes it his mission to help you, even before asking you out
  • Whether or not you even like him back, he still cares about you and wants you to be okay
  • But he starts subtly at first
  • He knows that if he comes right out of the gate with it then you might get defensive and or feel ashamed
  • So he takes a methodical, but still heartfelt, approach to trying to improve your mental health
  • It starts with more regular calls for “missions”, but they slowly become more personal as time goes on
  • You may notice that he’s accompanying you on most of these missions, but not enough to get suspicious
  • If anything you just enjoy his company, which already eases your depression a little
  • And Corbeau slowly talks with you more and more during them, breaking down your walls and layers of shame as slowly as you need him to
  • He doesn’t push, he doesn’t force, and he doesn’t coerce 
  • He cares
  • It makes him angry to think about what could have caused your depression
  • Especially if it’s related to trauma or current circumstances
  • But he busies himself with taking care of you to get your mind off it
  • As your relationship develops, his office becomes such a safe space for you
  • Corbeau even seems to always have your favorite comfort food on hand, which he happily signals Philippe to bring you
  • On a particularly bad day, he can’t help but finally ask you to tell him how you feel
  • Your eyes look so empty, so tired
  • Your smile never seems to go higher than your cheeks, and you’re so quiet that the room feels haunted
  • After sitting you down on one of his couches with some snacks and water, he finally breaks
  • He tells you about how he’s noticed how depressed you seem, and that you don’t have to hide from him
  • At this point your relationship has progressed enough that you know you can trust him
  • Whether or not you start crying, or whatever your reaction is, doesn’t matter
  • You finally spill all of it out of your head
  • And Corbeau sits right there, unmoving, eyes never leaving you
  • He doesn’t interrupt, he doesn’t try to offer advice, he just listens
  • The entire time his heart is breaking, of course
  • And fuming with anger, if you tell him about any potential abuse or trauma
  • But he stays strong for you, because you need him right now and he’s going to be there
  • If you start telling him about how much you hate yourself though, his carefully maintained facade might break 
  • He can’t stand hearing you talk about yourself like that
  • So he pulls you into a hug, even before you’re finished talking
  • He doesn’t quite know what to say, but he doesn’t want to leave you alone like this
  • He doesn’t want you to fight these thoughts alone
  • “Please don’t talk about yourself like that… I love you.” He manages to say, face buried in your shoulder. 
  • Corbeau didn’t intend on confessing to you like this, especially because he worried that it might seem like he’s taking advantage of your vulnerable state
  • But he does love you, and it just slipped out of him without even thinking
  • To his amazement, you confess that you reciprocate his feelings
  • And only then does Corbeau pull back, taking both of your hands in his
  • He looks straight into your eyes, even if they’re red and puffy from crying, even if they’re filled with shame
  • “Whatever you’re going through, you’re not alone in it anymore. I’m going to help you, my love, I promise.” 
  • You can hear the desperation in his voice as he says that, and for once, you genuinely feel like something might work
  • And Corbeau keeps his word! 
  • He learns more about you as each day passes; what’s causing the depression, what makes it better, what triggers you and makes it worse, etc. 
  • And he uses what resources he has to help you out of it 
  • Corbeau even pays for your therapy himself, and insists that you don’t need to do anything to repay him, now or ever
  • Which is an odd thing for a mob boss to say, but he means it
  • It doesn’t matter how long it takes for the light to return to your eyes, Corbeau never leaves
  • He thinks back to his childhood and how he wished that someone would always be there for him
  • So he provides you with the comfort that he never got to have
  • It’s cathartic, almost
  • But most importantly, it comes from a place of love 💜
twunkishwritingclub

Anonymous asked:

I've just seen your type specialist x Corbeau headcanons, and I'd love to hop on the bandwagon and request corbeau with a bug type trainer, if you wouldn't mind? One who is very enthusiastic about bug types and thinks even the biggest, most intimidating bugs are just cute little babies?

twunkishwritingclub answered:

This prompt was so cute omg! It’s also one of the longer lists of headcanons that I’ve written, so I guess that tells you everything you need to know 😂 I hope you like it!!

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🪲 Corbeau with a Bug Type Trainer 🪲

  • Given that Corbeau’s partner Pokemon bug/poison type, your dynamic is already going to be perfect
  • He was probably a little alarmed at first to see you petting and cooing over Scolipede like he was a little baby Cutiefly
  • Especially because it is still a poison type, so he may advise you against giving it kisses, no matter how cute you think it is…
  • But Corbeau very quickly realized that that’s just how you treat all bug Pokemon, and he came to appreciate it very quickly
  • He finds it adorable honestly
  • And after reviewing the bug type trainers and gym leaders across the franchise
  • (Of which there are only like 5 or 6 btw, which is crazy to me)
  • They all have a really charming vibe in general
  • Like obviously you got objectively cute characters like Bugsy, Viola and Katy
  • But even bug type trainers like Guzma are really endearing
  • Seriously, all the love to our boy Guzma 🥰
  • Anyway, all of them have that kind of sporty, outgoing and lovable vibe
  • Which, when compared to your literal mafia boss boyfriend, is delightfully absurd
  • You’re definitely one of those couples that people stop to question when they meet you
  • Like a relatively intimidating goth short king and his spunky partner who’s covered in mud after running around looking for bugs in the dirt all day
  • The mental image of that alone makes some people giggle
  • Luckily one mean look from Corbeau is enough to send most people running
  • And he will do that to anyone who patronizes you, no questions asked
  • This dynamic really gives me Sunshine x Sunshine Protector vibes 
  • Bug type trainers are usually really fun and eccentric anyway
  • But you’re extra adorable given how you just find all bug pokemon so interesting and cute
  • No matter how creepy others may find them
  • You would cuddle a Beedrill and feed a Pinsir from your bare hand no questions asked
  • Corbeau definitely finds it strange, especially at first
  • But it also means that you stole his heart much quicker than he ever expected
  • You were just so sweet, even to the scariest looking Pokemon around!
  • And watching you ramble on about your favorite bug types
  • Or cuddle with them on the couches in his office when taking naps 
  • Ugh, he just finds it so precious
  • No matter how hard he tries to hide it, everyone can see how much Corbeau softens around you
  • His eyes tell it all, really
  • Even those sharp golden eyes seem to melt like honey when he sees you
  • The rest of the Rust Syndicate loves having you around because Corbeau is noticeably nicer when you’ve visited him
  • He always has a spring in his step after taking with you
  • You make him feel like he’s walking on air, honestly!
  • And as for your Pokemon themselves, he truly doesn’t mind them
  • Corbeau doesn’t understand how others could find bug Pokemon gross or weird
  • But then again he does hang out with an 8’ 2” (2.5 meters) bug horse and his entire team consists of poison types
  • So he clearly has a high tolerance for these kind of things, especially since he’s the boss of a major crime syndicate
  • Still, he absolutely adores you and your team, and will defend you with the force of a thousand bee stings lmao
  • You’re his precious little weirdo and he feels so much better every time he’s around you, he cherishes you so much 💚
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cherrywhiteblossom asked:

Loved your Corbeau x Dark type trainer HC. May I request a Corbeau x Ghost type trainer HC please? 🥺

twunkishwritingclub answered:

As a certified ghost type girly, I am so thankful for this request 😭 As soon as this entered my inbox my mind was already cooking lol. I’m going to do this a bit like the last one, where I analyze what Ghost type trainers are like in Pokemon and how they’re generally treated, and work that into the relationship headcanons. I hope you enjoy!! 🫶

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👻 Corbeau with a Ghost Type Trainer S/O 👻

  • Ghost type trainers are some of the most fun in all of Pokemon because a lot of them have a sort of adorably macabre vibe
  • Like if you look at the ghost type trainers across the different generations, they’re all either cute or quirky in some way
  • Which is funny because ghost types are also the most feared of any trainer type
  • Even more than dark type trainers, honestly
  • Dark type trainers are scary in an edgy punk rock kinda way, but ghost type trainers – and ghost type Pokemon – are scary in a “will steal your soul” way
  • So I guess their bad reputation is pretty understandable, but it’s still not great
  • Especially not in Corbeau’s eyes
  • While he does think that having a terrifying partner is rather helpful to his scary, cold-hearted boss persona
  • Which he’s terrible at keeping up honestly, especially around you
  • The degree to which people scorn and avoid his partner infuriates him
  • Even if he wasn’t particularly fond of ghost type Pokemon himself
  • Before he met you, of course
  • He still hates how people will just automatically judge you because of the kinds of Pokemon you vibe with
  • As a poison type trainer himself, he does know what it’s like to be on the receiving end of that kind of stigma
  • Not as much as a ghost type trainer, but people don’t view poison type Pokemon as particularly friendly either
  • So he understands to a certain extent, but dating you really opened his eyes to just how bad ghost type trainers have it
  • It’s surprising that people are so scared of ghost types and yet can also be such assholes to the people who train them!
  • You’d think if you were scared of a person and their Pokemon you’d like,, avoid them or something
  • Though, unfortunately, that happens quite a bit too
  • And yet, the Pokemon world is apparently just full of idiots or something
  • Both for running away from you, but more importantly, for doing it in front of Corbeau
  • The first time you got recognized in public while out on a date and the people who identified literally yelled “Run away! Run away!”
  • Ohhhhh Corbeau was pissed
  • You could feel the heat coming off of him, he was quite literally fuming!
  • As soon as he grabbed his pokeball to give those trainers the lesson of a lifetime, you grabbed his sleeve though
  • “That happens a lot, Corbeau. I’m kind of used to it, and so is my team, so you don’t have to worry about it.”
  • The insinuation that that would make Corbeau less concerned about it was honestly laughable
  • If you thought that you had an overprotective guard dog of a boyfriend before, this somehow made it even worse
  • Whenever you’re out in public, either Corbeau is there, or some of his team is
  • If anyone even looks like they’re about to give you a hard time, they spring right into action
  • As if your ghost type team wasn’t enough, now you also have Corbeau giving you scary dog privileges 🤣
  • He seems so intimidating when he thinks someone is about to bully you that he might end up scaring some of your friends away by accident
  • But, given how stigmatized ghost type trainers are, you honestly didn’t have that many friends for him to chase off in the first place
  • Which, yes, only makes him more angry
  • But aside from all that depressing stuff, Corbeau comes to adore having a ghost type trainer as his beloved!
  • Just like he teaches you about poison types, you can teach him about ghost types!
  • Sure, he wasn’t totally fond of them, even when you first met, but he warms up over time
  • Corbeau actually appreciates the sheer level of lore that ghost type Pokemon have!
  • Even if the majority of it does make his blood run cold to be honest
  • He will never be able to look at a Phantump and Yamask the same way again. Even if one is on your team.
  • It haunts him a little (hehe)
  • The mischievous nature of many ghost type Pokemon does manage to annoy him sometimes though
  • Corbeau loves all Pokemon and especially yours, but having a Haunter or other ghost type pop up from beneath his desk just to scare the shit out of him?
  • Yeaahhh he still struggles with that sometimes
  • I’m picturing the two of you putting your Pokemon in a time out corner until they learn to behave
  • Surrounded by protective talismans to keep them from walking away… that’s hilarious actually
  • Anyway, while there are some things that might unsettle him about his partner’s Pokemon
  • And even his partner themself, on occasion
  • Corbeau definitely takes it in stride. Especially after seeing how rare it is for other people to do that
  • Besides, you had to get comfortable with literally dating a mafia boss
  • The least he could do is learn to appreciate your more unsettling elements too
  • And he genuinely does appreciate them!
  • You’re his spooky little sweetheart and he will not let anyone say anything about it!