glyphy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lithariel
prokopetz

Thinking to myself "they can't possibly have written this entire 20 000 word fic exclusively in 4chan greentext format", like a fool.

n0body1mportant

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Give us the fic

prokopetz

> be me
> 22 year old baby trans in the Most Serene Republic of Greater Caliphornia, year of our lord 2069
> no talents or skills aside from a mastery of the Hissatsu Ougi
> (my parents were transphobic ninjas)

Let the record reflect that you asked for this.

prokopetz

@lidsel replied:

I'm desperately curious about your daily internet navigation routine that takes you these places.

I mostly just look up what's being referenced when people blorbotag my shitposts.

eldritchgriffin

>and I have to keep walking east because there’s a trail of dead bodies behind me
>which is why I’m now in fuxking DENVER
>and I’m legit out of estrogen
>drowning my sorrows in some shithole bar
>”what’s got you down stranger?”
>look up
>buff cowgirl milf is talking to me

I low-key love this? They're certainly making use of the format; the chaotic and comedic flow of events would feel lower quality and wordier in standard prose

I don't know how anyone has found this as the only ao3 tag it has is "original work." There's not even a rating or relationship type. The fic summary for anyone intrested is:

"in 2069 AD, the region once known as the United States of America is a world of complex lore and political intrigue that our heroine doesn't really care about because she's too busy trying to find estrogen in the post-apocalyptic Midwest."

prokopetz

Give that roughly two thirds of the comments and kudos appear to post-date the creation of this thread, at least in this particular case the answer to "where do people find this stuff?" is apparently "right here".

genderfluid-druid
azspot

“Rich kids should go to public schools. The mayor should ride the subway to work. When wealthy people get sick, they should be sent to public hospitals. Business executives should have to stand in the same airport security lines as everyone else. The very fact that people want to buy their way out of all of these experiences points to the reason why they shouldn’t be able to. Private schools and private limos and private doctors and private security are all pressure release valves that eliminate the friction that would cause powerful people to call for all of these bad things to get better. The degree to which we allow the rich to insulate themselves from the unpleasant reality that others are forced to experience is directly related to how long that reality is allowed to stay unpleasant. When they are left with no other option, rich people will force improvement in public systems. Their public spirit will be infinitely less urgent when they are contemplating these things from afar than when they are sitting in a hot ER waiting room for six hours themselves.”

Everyone Into The Grinder

Source: hamiltonnolan.com
funandexploring
antarcticconfessions-deactivate

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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

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asteroidtroglodyte

The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

fairylight-system

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

redmegarex

@joy-and-whimsy-official

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧