fucking

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

No need I think

​I see this one going places

Yeah. The bathroom

ah but which bathroom

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

*flies past*

holy shit

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

This post has found its target market

this is so fucking funny. "Evil monster capable of hypnosis" or how I like to refer to her, my gf.

@fool-me-thricee did it work?

Submission from Cleric

you can give me 2 HUNDRED kissies. now. if youd like

i would fit in so good on tiktok, i love telling emotionally charged lies for attention

nice "gays can't drive" joke. did you know the fbi invented that stereotype in the 60s to prejudice dmv officials against giving queer people licenses, denying them a place in usamerican society? asshole

(with long ass reverb) WEH...

@julia-miraclerat

wow using all of the reverb effects at max sucks to hear

@bbyhog

now my hounds... return to me..

(sound of half a dozen offscreen tboys sprinting into the same glass door)

come on

anyway i love transmasc people with all my heart and i hate the fact that a bunch of crybully MGTOW dorks are trying to monopolise ur identity as a weapon. ur loved and precious and u deserve better than this shit. petting u

stop trying to pit women against each other and come place some bets on tboy fight club. this next guy's small but he's vicious

given the discourse around tboy fight club, i want to clear up some misinformation: none of our fighters ever required medical treatment for bite wounds and there is no mandated protective gear. we don't know why they're all wearing muzzles

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

Never theonk agian

i woke up to 2D Gorillaz non binary reveal now THATS whats up

stay winning