negativegrl:

ecstatic-rites:

William S. Burroughs & Mr. Peanut

first employed person to be photographed with burroughs

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sourcreammachine:

zamagi:

how did they know

john raul porge and gringo

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vhs-dvd-comboplayer:

birdbigbutch:

maykitz:

you stole dog blood

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waterboarding:

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

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sacred-portal:

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boybeetles:

pinketine:

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

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orteil42:

social media should have an optional field you can fill in when you block someone that they’ll see when they try to visit your page. it could be “🥲 sorry you are constantly posting pictures of your horrible child”. it could be a middle finger

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turnstileskyline:

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

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valmillion:

valmillion:

theres this amazing green plant that makes girls do some awesome crap to each other when they smoke it

neeeeeed a dark elf baddie to blow nirnroot smoke in my face and i hear rhat ringing as i look down her tunic

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moshroom:

moshroom:

moshroom:

he had to jump in the ballpit to cool off after getting all airplane ears over a treat puzzle that proved a little too advanced

he’s done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

ALT

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