apologies to anyone trying to get ahold of me btw - my activity feed and dms are just straight up not appearing atm
ok SO i was gonna post this earlier but i hit post limit (lmao) but i can see emails saying when im tagged in posts and sent asks, but neither the posts nor the asks actually show up in the emails. as for how it looks on tumblr…
WE LIKE IKE
my dearest friends, in this year of 2026 I wish you health, stability, good meds, and most of all..
money.
saying "y'all" is cringe UNLESS you are black or a white southerner
Nah. If you hear a word that's useful you should be like "sure I'll incorporate that into my idolect."
Remember when "races and cultures must stay completly seperate" was the rightwing's thing? Y'all gotta stop becoming so woke you start coppying the Klan's homework.
I lived in Texas for three years and the y’all infected me deep. I ain’t abandoning it just because I’m somewhere else now.
Y’all means all as they say
As a black (and previously) a southerner, introducing "y'all" to white people not from the south is so great. Especially if that person is sturggling to find a quick way yo say "everybody"
Also cringe is dead
the problem with the current generation of white kids adopting AAVE isn't just THAT they're adopting it, it's that they're adopting it WRONG and butchering meanings. "y'all" isn't party if this issue
"you have to chose one person. ONE. who you are supposed to care about more than anyone else in your life, and if you don't want that, there must be something fundamentally wrong with you and you'll eventually realise you were meant to spend your whole life with this one person who you will inevitably have sex and children with" sounds like the premise to a gut twisting psychological horror movie but nooo. it's a real life mindset shared by a frankly terrifying proportion of earth's human population
i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
percussionists love to play with blood on their hands it's enrichment for them. my mallets used to rub the skin away in the middle of my palm it was literally marimba stigmata
