God’s Consolation Prize
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There’s a spider in the corner of your window. Her name is Astrid. She’s saved you from contracting West Nile Virus in your sleep at least twice and is very proud of that fact. She knows this because those mosquitos taste a lil spicy.
everyone say, thank you Astrid
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skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat:
Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease
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