I laughed at this photo because I have dyscalcucia. I almost failed mathematics in high school!

one man’s phobia is another man’s kink

and it’s the same man

A blacklight poster version of M. C. Escher’s Dragon, 1970s

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

the Artalan Kruvik Bird from that animation there all by itself look at it go!

Shitposting is a valid form of elven oral history and bardic storytelling

What if in Irish, instead of the planets just being Irish-ified versions of the English words we call them by their Tuatha de danann equivalent?

Mercury would be An Lugh

Venus would be An Oengus

Earth would be An Danu

Mars would be An Morrigan

Jupiter would be An Dagda

Saturn would be An Balor (Maybe?)

Uranus would be Taranis (Again, maybe)

Neptune would be An Manannán

I thougjt it would be interesting but idk :3

OP: When exploring outdoors, don't act recklessly — not every body of water you see is meant for swimming. (cr 神秘园)

For amateur people like me wondering how to fit peach and thee in that tub for /reasons/ I found a mostly useless but hilarious manual online

No don't ask me I don't know what the fuck this is I just searched for positions in a bathtub okay

fella'

UKIP have submitted a new logo to the electoral commission and fucking hell.

This is visible here, for people who'd like to see it on the official website:

https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/political-registration-and-regulation/political-party-registration/current-applications-update-party-registrations

Scroll down to find "UK Independence Party". They submitted two applications, one for Great Britain, and one for Northern Ireland.

Fuck a bucket I hate it everywhere

My homunculus