happy new year, y’all
The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets
I think that's around 2 cans a minute at this point
2025 stats:
0 dubai chocolate ingested
0 labubus bought
0 episodes of stranger things watched
i’m pursuing a career as a pastry chef and i enjoy making sweets for the people i love. if one more person starts waxing hysterical about the dangers of sugar and fat and calories in response to me making something nice for them i’m gonna become a real life batman villain.
like they almost always DO want the sweet in question, so it’s not a matter of disliking the gift. but they feel the need to perform this whole display of guilt and shame about it. and it’s super awkward and uncomfortable.
it’s not black tar heroin. it’s a cookie. i made it with love. it will not kill you. if you don’t want it that’s perfectly okay. but at least have the same grace and manners you would if you were rejecting any other gift, alright?
“Flambae wears his hair up because it looks good” “Flambae wears his hair up because he needs it out of his face” Flambae wears his hair up because it’s basic fucking fire safety. Like hair 101
so so many fictional characters i love i know i would HAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEE as people. but when they are within the context of their little worlds and dealing with people that are not me i luv them
love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.
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