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not risking it

Save the spookyness

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

It’s called the Murder Strut.

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

n i c e

@sebedwards @einstein-on-a-beach we have to make Matt take this

As someone who was never a good artist and always said I was blind as a bat: I got a zero

so these are some of my F A V O U R I T E shawn memes… feel free to add the the thread

these are all HECKING amazing !!!

I think I’m going to send some of these to friends

HES SUCH A MEME

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

AMEN.

It’s unfortunate that I’m 27 and never knew that last bit of information. The world of vaginal health is so obscure and inaccessible.

Reblogging because I too once found out the hard way that I had a bacterial & not yeast infection. 😑

I, too, once set my vagina aflame with miconazole. I didn’t know it was because of a bacterial infection. Reblogging to save a vag.

Reblogging to save a vag.

It’s almost like the shame and stigma thar surrounds vaginas is a danger to the health and well being of people who have vaginas.

Damn y'all #saveavag

I almost bought this one time when my doctor said I had a yeast infection and when I asked on of the ladies at the CVS pharmacy counter, she told me “Do not buy this, go back to you doctor and get a confirmed test that you have a yeast infection, they could have mistaken it for a bacterial.” I’m now thanking her for saving me from this.

Tips on writing a character who’s ADHD

Courtesy of yours truly, an actual person with ADHD (who’s just slightly sick of bad ADHD characterisations)

Anyhow this has been sitting in my drafts for God knows how long, so I’ll just release it into the wild. ADHDers, if you have any other tips, or want to share your experience, please feel free to add on!

The mention of highly-associative brains reminded me of something. And that’s Decision Making! Which is an aspect of our executive functions. It’s something I struggle with wrt ADHD, because if I’m given too many options, or open-ended options, suddenly my decision making functions become paralysed because of those rapid fire associations start launching through everything and the ‘process’ crashes. E.g:  If Person A asks: “Hey, where do you want to eat?” My immediate response is. “I don’t know.” Because in those few seconds I’ve already gone through: - Where are we right now? - What’s around? - Where’s closest? - Where’s cheap? - I’m not hungry so I don’t care / I’m so hungry I might cry if I try to answer. - We’re in a group, and every one has various preferences, budgets, dietary needs. - Would it be better to eat where we currently are, or go to a place that’s closer to where we’re heading anyway?  - I only eat XYZ types of food, so where would be somewhere I can eat that others like too?  - I really like X, but Person C mentioned Y… and Y is good. We had Y that one time we went ____, and they sold Z, but Z you can get at This Place, but This Place is expensive, and there’s not one close by, and now I really want Z, but it would be better to get X, but what if we got G because I remember it being next door to Y, it’s a little more expensive than X but G had tasty food and —-  This isn’t an anxiety issue in this respect, because there is no anxiety experienced. It’s just a rapid-fire run through of everything associated with the Main Question. Which leads to: Brain.exe Has Stopped Working.  But if Person A asks: “Hey, you want KFC, or Pizza?” That’s an easy answer. It’s given a narrow selection of options, and wipes out 90% of the questions above. So that’s always something to explore with an ADHD character in media and fiction. If you had your character come up against complex decisions and how (or if) they work around it. (otoh, split-second decisions are easier to make.)

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LOOK AT THE LITTLE LEGS

Look at that intense STARE. That Laser Focus!… Then he just loses that shit entirely and is all, ‘I have NO IDEA what I’m doing!!!’

What’s happening sweetheart 😩❤️

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reblog this you little shits.

Always reblog.

I feel like i’ve reblogged this at least 2 times before but i will reblog it 1000 times if i have to!

reblog to have good concert luck

There’s a couple I wanna see, so let’s try it

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

Why is this one of the most relatable things ever?

MARVEL DID THAT

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

Reblog.

If you don’t reblog get the fuck out of here

U.S. National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255 

Live chat services are also available for anyone who doesn’t feel comfortable with making phone calls/talking on the phone. 

Please reach out when you are struggling. You deserve so much more out of this life. Don’t ever forget that somebody loves you. 

A Message to my Followers who are going to be impacted by Hurricane Florence.

This hurricane is dangerous.

Please, take it seriously.

It is not just a thunderstorm.

Take it from someone who went through Katrina and saw the damage a hurricane can do when it sits and builds.

It changes entire landscapes.

It kills.

Get gas now. The gas stations will begin to either run out, or put a limit to how much gas you can get. Get it now while you can, because I remember distinctly the way the abandoned cars looked on the highway while we were evacuating.

Once that storm hits, the gas stations will shut down. There will be no gas for a week, at least.

You will be stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Make sure your car is in good working order. The amount of cars left behind on the highway is astounding.

Bring your pets in case of flooding, don’t leave them behind or in a shelter.

Take a picture of every single thing in your house the way it is. Ever dresser. Everything. If it floods, this will help with the insurance.

Power will be out for a week, possibly more. Take anything that will spoil, eat it now/bring it with you/throw it out. You don’t want to come back to a house that is 80°+ inside with spoiled food. It smells disgusting. I know from first hand experience.

Pack as much clothes + whatever else you need as you can. You don’t know what you will be returning to, if anything at all. I hate to say it, but there were so many homes lost in Katrina in mg area to flooding & I didn’t even live in the Soup Bowl.

From what I’ve seen, the outer bands are strengthening. They’re red at this point. This hurricane is getting stronger, and it’s well built. There are no winds to tear it apart. It’s eye is holding together, and that’s terrifying. A well built storm like this one can ruin lives. It’s not a joke.

Please, please stay safe. Evacuate ASAP if you’re in the direct line.

Don’t wait until it is here. That is how you get killed. Do not evacuate in the middle of it. Don’t wait until last minute.

It is always better to be safe than sorry.

Please stay safe.

Listen to the news. Follow their advice.

Leave while you still can, before the highways get clogged up. Go as far in-land as you can. Leave the state entirely if you have to.

We did. And we still felt the effects of Katrina.

Please, stay safe.

I’ve also heard that it’s a good idea to put things you don’t want destroyed in the dishwasher bc it’s waterproof and it’s attached to the cabinets.

DO NOT PUT THINGS IN YOUR DISHWASHER.

Your dishwasher is not nearly that waterproof; if your house floods, your dishwasher will flood.  Anything you desperately need to save, you need to take with you if you evacuate.  Birth certificates.  Passports.  Family copies of sacred texts.

And if you’re not currently set to be impacted by a natural disaster, now is the time to scan all your treasured family photos into cloud storage.  While I know losing the originals would be a horrible loss, if they’re stored in the cloud, you can at least reprint them.

Thank you for the correction!

Please reblog , this is important!!

Good lord! Everybody in this monsters line of fire! Please read and take this advice. Take your most important documents, medications, all ID, toss a box of extra large zip lock bags into your car to seal as many as possible in and have someone do it as you drive. Especially your ID and even meds. This keeps them in tact and dry. Keep them closest to you at all times and get the hell out of there. ASAP! Good luck and stay safe! ⬆️

As someone who lives in North Carolina and is in the path of this storm, this is the best advice. But if you are someone who is unable to leave, like myself, prepare yourself. Block any windows with wood boards, get sand bags, and all supplies you’ll need: water canned foods, bread, (any non perishable items), flashlight batteries, etc. Let family and friends know where you’ll be in case of worst scenario. This storm is gonna be the worst we’ve seen in years. Everyone be safe and smart in these times.

that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this

AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY FRIEND WHO ALSO REBLOGGED THIS GOT APPLE PIE 15 TIMES

IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING CURSE

i’m gonna

this is not okay

UM

i WASNT EVEN EXPECTING ANYTHING WHAT IS THIS

so far i’ve gotten penut butter, julius caesar, and dicks

my body is ready

I got 100 potatoes

seriously though, i didn’t think it would happen. it did. i don’t know how to feel about this…

maybe it’ll be nice to get something in my ask box for once…

WTF I REBLOGGED THIS AND TWO MINUTES LATER I GOT TEN “flipflop"S IN MY ASK WHAT THIS IS GREAT

WAIT WTF IS GOING ON SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!

It’s real!!

I’m laughing so hard

I’m ready fight me

I still wont get shit I’m not afraid

last time i got apple lmao

I GOT CREAMPIE IN MY INBOX WTF

I literally fucking reblogged this not that long ago just because I thought it was funny and got 5 anonymous messages with just root beer. This post is one post that I can confirm fucking works!

Someone grace me with hundreds of one word asks I will be forever grateful.

this isn’t even all of them lmao

Hahaha~

Eh why not lmao

Here’s hoping

The last time I rebloged this, I got 50+ Olives in my ask

I won’t get anything :P

I got cupcakes last time, will this time be different?

I don’t belive this

I love anons

Oh jesus

go for it i guess

Go ahead jeesus take da wheel

What will I get?

hm

Give it to me dad, I’m ready

Lmao I actually got it

Lmao, I’m desperate for a full inbox mate 😅

What I want to know is who’s sitting there doing this because I love them. 😂

Is it a man?

Is a code?

Is It A cUrSe? We’ll never know

I’ve never gotten anything in my inbox in my life but

Bet watch me not get any

Hecc

worth a shot

…cause I’m curious

Ya know what they say.... curiosity killed the cat