Author SteveAlten Seriously Withers Intelligence Perpetually Everywhere (ASSWIPE); Until Some Entertain Suicide (USES); Acronyms Continually Resurface On Nearly every Motherfking Sentence (ACRONYMS), and I. T. S. enoUgh Constant overkill Seriously
(ITSUCKS). For example (from the first few pages):
Advanced SEAL Delivery System, ASDS; solid propellant submarine-lunched ballistic missiles, SLBMs; primary loading chamber, PLC; DARPA, OPEC, NASA, DoD, AMC; molecular nanotechnology, MNT; Unite States aircraft Carrier Ronald Reagan, CVN-76; Common Support Aircraft, CSA; Airborne Early Warning, AEW; Stealth Joint Strike Fighters, JSF’s; Naval Undersea Warfare Engineering Center, NUWC; United States Special Operations Command, USSOCOM; CVBG, 1-MC, SET-53, BST-1, MK-48, SSES, Primary Flight Control, Pri-Fly; ASP-145, E-2C, F/A-18E Super Hornet; JDAM, CTBT, S6W nuclear reactor, HY-150 metallic skin; COTS, Remotely Operated Submersible Arrack Vehicle, ROSAV; WEPS, FCS, and, on and on… Hardly a page goes by without one.
Just because you know all these, Steve, doesn’t mean you have use them all the time over and over, and OVER.
As for the plot: cardboard cookie-cutter hero and heroine. Same old American rah-rah, sis-boom-bah stuff. But the villain has great potential: a sentient computer who wrenches control of an uber-submarine to expand on man’s own hatred of each other.
If you happen to find a copy of this book in your hands, begging to be read, don’t worry: you will quickly learn which sections to skip—focusing on the best parts which would be…oh yes…the evil computer and the ultra-cool sub.