i like you

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bromdebus
orteil42

game design accelerationism. cramming as many dark patterns as you can into one game. gacha game where you have to pay weekly fees to keep the characters you've unlocked. they guilt you more and more the closer you get to the payment deadline. "did I mean nothing to you? after all the gems you spent to find me. I'll return to the nothingness if you don't pay the $24.99 you know. it's so dark and cold there. you really are a bad person…" the other characters start judging you too. you open the game and interrupt a cutscene between 2 characters talking behind your back. "I can't believe he's doing that to Princess Tits"

when i was a kid, my uncle got a few pigs and had all the family meet them! we loved them, there was one named dippity, i barely remember anything but loving dippity! the following christmas, each part of the family got large boxes full of pork products and my uncle said “you guys got dippity”. my mom burnt the bacon, we still ate dippity. we didnt need to do that. it was a gift. we got to meet dippity. at least we had that. theres no real moral here, im not mad at my uncle, it was formative for how i view death and life. i barely remember that pig as much as i barely remember my grandma. i love them both very very much. i love a lot of dead things very very much, and i think death actually amplifies love.

IDK reuben makes me think of that pig haha