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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I think it should be considered a form of degendering to try to divorce trans people from their gendered histories. My gender doesn't make sense without the fact that I was a little boy, or something like it, before I was a girl and a woman. If you were always a girl, thats awesome, but a lot of people project their dysphoria onto me when I try to talk about my own fucking life. If you think talking about having been a boy makes me less of a woman, that is degendering.

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

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3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

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What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun

I ate the notes

ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN

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Originally posted by i-j0s

HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????

IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME

the dates these are sent on are broken for me

the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???

A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes

Ah, Tumblr

For anyone worrying, his camera was probably never lost:

setfiretotherainbow
flagellant

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!


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I wanna formally thank @theunsubtleknife for the ID, because I spent a good thirty seconds waiting for this to load before sulkily scrolling on, thinking I would have to refresh my feed.

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they-bite

when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

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jokerkind specibus ass

they-bite

that joke can't stop me because i didn't read homestuckALT
jaydove-writes

But you still recognized that as a Homestuck reference.

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What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrament?

they-bite

i googled the words & got results from the homestuck wiki. that’s not attending the devil’s sacrament that’s investigating suspicious noises in the woods by lanternlight