Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

Couldn't imagine loving an American person.

"Boy, howdy, that's a weddin' ring. Well, I'd be damb" - like come on, get it together

Let me have this. Look at the state of my country. Let me have this.

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (3)

Reblogging him face again for good luck in 2025.

Reblogging him face for good luck in 2026.

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

Just like me fr

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

The unholy trinity.

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

is astounds me that each image seemed like the worst thing ever, but then the next image would top that, and now we have ascended to Lovecraftian levels of bad and I fear for the fabric of sanity and reality it may get worse the more this post grows. 

Please keep adding to this post.

is this anything?

i hate you all except you spray can of sprite im okay with you existing

me when im drinking sprite

Crepe

close up + doodle of this

Shockwave, not everything is about your bazoongas.

How Arthur looks in the official art VS how he really look

no more angst no more comfort, i need them to be goofy arch enemies

Well .. here's my new obsession..

Fave ongoing funbun fics (not in order):

Bunnysteps by kittenncat (duh)

Stay with me, even here by sinaabee (enemies to lovers, fluff)

One bad thing by casualAbstraction (roadtrip, super hot, best smut)

404: Jester not found by 1chii (pomni amnesia, jax tries rebuilding their relationship)

The circus games by fruggingrat (hunger games, evil caine/high stakes, HOT enemies to lovers, 2nd best smut)

I wish i could talk to you by Thenumber1superspecialguy (domni/sub jax, fluffy domestic)

Please don’t leave me (no matter how hard i try to push you away) by bagofbonesandflesh (post ep 6 but pomni shoots herself, slow burn, hot)

Just know your role (and we’ll be fake friends) by kissaphobic (high stakes, evil npc, fluffy)

hap hal

🗣️ We worked so hard to build a little house together

I've always found it odd when people refuse to read fanfics that are works in progress. Like, you don't want to get excited for updates?? You don't want to cheer the author on?? You don't want to watch the fic progress and grow in real time??? Okay...

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

JasperDasper started out just curious why everything had suddenly become about trans people and questioning some of the sources used in a book. He came out of it, 4 years later, with a 5 hour long video that connects all transphobia to less than 60 people. (I'm not joking. literally every single transphobic rhetoric and bill passed is because of these 50 or so people.)

If you wanna watch it I cannot recommend it enough; I just warn that it covers a LOT.

here's a quote from that last video very much helped me get my head back on straight with all the nonsense going on in the US

I have tried my best but I believe that I have shown that there is absolutely, irrefutably no reason to believe them. They hide behind science because it give them a veil of deniability; And when that's taken away what's left? Hate and lies and death. Yes, children are being hurt of course they are. These are people who sell their soul to hurt their neighbor. Parents who want to hurt their own children, and researchers who can't accept that their life's work has been a failure. What's more, not only are the anti-trans activists fringe, they are straight up wrong.They try to back up their hate with disinformation and lie, because what else have they got? If they accept that trans people exist and can live a normal, fulfilling life, their whole worldview stops making sense. Their life long mission of conversion therapies and pathologization falls apart. Every single argument against trans people made in this video makes no sense, if only trans people continue on living! Then they have nothing! Good. Give them nothing! Live.

Ta da!!!