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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
derinthescarletpescatarian

squibbonstan asked:

I discovered TTOU because I was hyperfixated on javelinas (the animal closely related to pigs), typed the first couple letters into my library app, and fully misread the title of the first book. I was like "oh I wonder if this is some sort of space program inspired (in universe) by like... some trait of pigs or something, sounds really interesting". I didn't realize my mistake until whenever the first time the word "javelin" is said.

Favorite sci-fi I've read in years 10/10 no notes, can't wait to read Child of a Wandering Star :)

derinthescarletpescatarian answered:

Absolutely hilarious I should write about space travelling pigs

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whenimgod

Marie Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

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chenisthebestkitty

Tiffany couldn't quite work out how Miss Level got paid. Certainly the basket she carried filled up more than it emptied. They'd walk past a cottage and a woman would come scurrying out with a fresh-baked loaf or a jar of pickles, even though Miss Level hadn't stopped there. But they'd spend an hour somewhere else, stitching up the leg of a farmer who'd been careless with an axe, and get a cup of tea and a stale biscuit. 

It didn't seem fair.

“Oh, it evens out,” said Miss Level, as they walked on through the woods. 

“You do what you can. People give what they can, when they can. Old Slapwick there, with the leg, he's as mean as a cat, but there'll be a big cut of beef on my doorstep before the week's end, you can bet on it. His wife will see to it. And pretty soon people will be killing their pigs for the winter, and I'll get more brawn, ham, bacon and sausages turning up than a family could eat in a year.”

“You do? What do you do with all that food?”

“Store it,” said Miss Level. 

“But you-”

“I store it in other people. It's amazing what you can store in other people.” Miss Level laughed at Tiffany's expression. “I mean, I take what I don't need round to those who don't have a pig, or who're going through a bad patch, or who don't have anyone to remember them.”

“But that means they'll owe you a favour!”

“Right! And so it just keeps on going round. It all works out.”

“I bet some people are too mean to pay-”

“Not pay,” said Miss Level, severely. “A witch never expects payment and never asks for it and just hopes she never needs to. But, sadly, you are right.”

“And then what happens?"

“What do you mean?”

“You stop helping them, do you?”

“Oh, no,” said Miss Level, genuinely shocked. “You can't not help people just because they're stupid or forgetful or unpleasant. Everyone's poor round here. If I don't help them, who will?”

"A Hat full of Sky" - Terry Pratchett

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moniquill

For folks in the notes very upset that she only has two babies left: These baby possums are of dispersion size - they're big enough to leave mom and fend for themselves. These two are just the ones who haven't moved out yet.

hollowedskin

Oh wow I had no idea they were so tiny when they left home! Our possums in Australia don't have as many babies so they're generally 1/3 to 1/2 the size of the mum when they get kicked out.

I would definitely assume a baby opossum was abandoned if I hadn't been told otherwise.

moniquill

Every year wildlife rehabs are delivered many perfectly healthy baby possums for this exact reason and generally, it means they get a little boost of assured safety, food, and hydration before being released. Imagine, you're newly 18 and starting your adult life - you're just kind of walking around, maybe on your way to community college or something, and a Kindly Cosmic Horror picks you up, carries you to a fancy hotel where you are given several really excellent meals and maybe receive a series of vaccinations, then you are dropped into a resource-rich area approximately nearby where the first Kindly Cosmic Horror picked you up. This is how life is for young Virginia possums every spring.

surroundedbybooks

Everything about this delights me.

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narwhalsarefalling

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

narwhalsarefalling

in my defense:

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and:

a bottle of strawberry flavored vinegarALT
a bottle of strawberry sakeALT

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" () and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

squirrelstone

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No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

behindnightmaresanddreams

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.

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un-monstre

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

un-monstre

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

jimmythejiver

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

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blondejaneblonde

Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.

naamahdarling

Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!

goddamnshinyrock

I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

gallusrostromegalus

I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.

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derinthescarletpescatarian

There's something wrong with my brain because multiple times now while painting my house I've thought to myself "hey, this is like one of those simulator games, like power wash simulator, except with perfect feedback and you don't even need a computer! Cool!"

derinthescarletpescatarian

#me at reality and i can’t help remembering the simulacra

gremlingirll

This has happened to me but with running, the whole time I’m thinking “this is JUST like Wii fit”

derinthescarletpescatarian

Okay your thing is funnier

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Just got a call about replacing my electricity meter and it seemed scammy so I looked up the number and the results were all "this seems scammy, I bet it's a scam" mixed with people saying "nono guys I called the electricity company and this really is the scheduling service they use and they really did need to replace the box and straightup forgot to email me about it. It's not a scam, electricity companies are just so disorganised these days that it looks like a scam when they're legitimately trying to contact you. The reason the power company didn't send an email isn't because this service is a scam, it's because the power company itself is an absolute mess and this outsourced service is the only part that's actually on the ball."

fallenstarworkshop

Bro that still sounds scammy let's be for real

derinthescarletpescatarian

Yes but I'm being scammed by the people I buy my electricity from, not by a third party. That makes it better somehow.