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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nudityandnerdery
nudityandnerdery

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I saw this post on Facebook today, and was gonna make a joke about how he's so good in the lab because, when it comes to experiment samples, he knows you gotta keep 'em separated.

But I happened to search the lyric online really quick, and found this:

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AMAZING. It's actually where the line came from! Bravo, sir.

I knew about his PhD but I didn’t know about the rest
thekidsarentalright
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Dunkin is so ass granted we don’t have a lot of chain doughnuts in general here so any big chain is gonna be ass to me (too many fire local bakeries) but like Dunkin is the worst I used to work at a clinic that was DIRECTLY behind a Dunkin & if a patient brought us doughnuts 9/10 it would be from literally anywhere else the convenience of it being literally right there was not enough to outweigh how much they sucked
thekidsarentalright

Anonymous asked:

okay so there’s a trend going on on tiktok rn where ppl will take photos of their loved ones or their ship and match it with the lines “what a match/i’m half doomed/and you’re semi-sweet” from disloyal order. meredith did a version with andy it’s cute. fob tiktok posted about forty-some minutes ago doing the trend and the half doomed is pete and the semi-sweet is patrick 😭😭😭

andoutofharm answered:

oh my god

fob Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz iii Stumptown Funk
darcyolsson
darcyolsson

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like "YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!" just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn't really get what they were about and I'd be in the tags like "#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!" and now im 24 I'm thinking back to it and it's like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which im losing

shandy-and-champagne
shandy-and-champagne

the unnecessary cruelty of Max wishing she was dead, not having her best friend to lean on, then actually dying when she finally wanted to live again —but her best friend brought her back out of pure love.

and then she wakes up from a two-year coma and the same day has to watch her best friend kill herself while she can't move or do anything about it because she's paralysed and then having to just. live with that. jesus christ

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