Suicide’s looking like the only option, lads.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
madenthusiasms
kaiserin-erzsebet

I know it would kill the whimsy a bit, but it would be interesting to see period dramas frame their heroines marrying for love less as "I think of marriage as a love match in a modern romance way" and more as "since I'm allowed choice, I want to ensure this man will actually respect me as a person for my whole life. I'm entering a contract where he has alarming control of my life, and I want to make sure it's not terrible, even when neither of us is young and hot anymore."

bethanydelleman

It's not said explicitly in so many words, but this is what Jane Austen was trying to say 250 yeas ago. "Make sure your husband has a good moral education and basic decency before you marry him."

illycanary

Yup. In a world where you legally can’t get a job without being irrevocably cut off from every relationship you’ve ever known (and the jobs all SUCK to boot), there is no happy ever after without a well-padded purse. True love’s kisses won’t feed you.

Austen’s stories had two intentions: 1. To teach young ladies that no man who truly loves you would ask you to starve for him. 2. To point out to everyone else how awful systems that create situations where people must choose between being fed and being loved are.

That isn’t to say that folks didn’t hope for a life partner they’d love (Who wouldn’t want that?), but it could never be the singular or primary focus. A lady or gentleman determined to marry for love at all costs in a period piece is as anachronistic as a can of Spam.

madenthusiasms

It’s important to note that every single Austen novel includes at least one marriage made for the wrong reasons to underline just how important it is for the heroine to choose someone who will respect and take care of her.

it always ticks me off that the marriage for love if for modern romantic reasons bc WHY would you even conceptualize marriage like that if you weren't raised in a culture that sees marriage that way? the whole 'you need to marry someone who likes you so they don't treat you like garbage in a society where they have every right to do that makes more sense
batmanisagatewaydrug

Anonymous asked:

Following you has really changed my perception on what is normal sex ed to know because i just went on twt(mistake) and was struck by "[cis bc terf] lesbians have inherently safe sex and telling them to use protection is forcing hetero shit on them" girl the stds

batmanisagatewaydrug answered:

sorry hang on they’re saying it’s heteronormative to. have protected sex ?????

batmanisagatewaydrug

everybody knows that regardless of your genitals you can get STIs in your mouth and throat right. please tell me you all know that.

batmanisagatewaydrug

You Can Get A Gonorrhea Infection In Your Throat

kiwi-green-tea

gay guy i knew also thought you didnt need protection for oral. got mad at me when i explained.

batmanisagatewaydrug

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mrgrungusthefrog

PROTECTION FOR ORAL??? GUYS PLEAS EDUCATE ME WDYMMMM

batmanisagatewaydrug

exactly what it sounds like: putting a barrier between the mouth and the the genitals/anus to prevent the transmission of fluids :)

d0gg-rr4tt3zz

this may be true but that doesn't change the fact that most people won't use protection for oral. ghonorrea or chlamydia of the throat aren't scary, just take antibiotics for it

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batmanisagatewaydrug

I'm entirely aware that most people don't use barrier protection for oral sex (I don't!) and that most (emphasis on most) STIs are easily treated with antibiotics. that doesn't mean I feel great about people genuinely having no idea that there's any risk at all in unprotected oral sex. there's a big difference between making an informed decision while aware of all risks and making a decision without knowing all of the potential outcomes, and everyone deserves to have access to that information. no one is going to get antibiotics for gonorrhea in their throat if they don't even know it's possible to get gonorrhea there.

also it's generally a good thing to avoid getting sick if you can
twinklord3000
c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

domnika-deactivated20250923

i would read that fanfic ngl

c-53

About my fish??

graceful-not

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HELP?????

everyfandom-girl

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

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WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

*scrawls furious notes for a book I'm writing*
ot3
ot3

its crazy how much work you have to do to tell men that talking about your own exes or asking about someone else's exes is probably not the move for the first date. like you tell them not to do this and they'll literally push back against you. the desperation to shoot one's self in the foot is absolutely beyond me

it's insane if a man talks about his ex on the first date I just assume he's an abuser tbh 9/10 I feel like men who immediately jump to smearing their ex abused their ex and want to immediately discredit her