Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?
Big Things Are Coming
Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏
joe biden: how do i look in this chef hat, giuseppe?
giuseppe, the presidential butler: waifish and breedable as always, muy lord
joe biben: fabulous. pass me the Improbable Meat
i will have u all know i breathe nothing but the Finest Quality Airs. and they are loaded chock full with Nutrience
I live with her and I regret to inform everyone that she is just like this, no gas leak or drugs required
Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year
Suspicious.
Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever
how do you just get up and deal with the fact that there’s a last time for everything. there was a last time you sat on your dads shoulders and there was a last time your mom tucked you into bed. there’s going to be a last time you kiss your sister on the head and there’s going to be a last time you hug your best friend. there’s going to be a last time you feel exactly as you feel right now and there’s going to be a last time that person says i love you. i need to lay down
Iain Thomas, The Light That Shines When Things End
This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it
Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.
when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish
Handle a naked smartphone and you can just feel the eagerness of this device to lemming itself onto the pavement
mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute
me when i fucking get you
no more fandom tags on this post please just admire the weasel
i do not "focus". i do not "lock in". i sit down and stare at my work for an hour and if im not productive i GIVE UP.
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
It’s a win win. I
get a bit of hope, you get
a cute birb photo
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
such rage in such a little body
i think he needs to ca
he needs to calm his ti
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may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever
