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tabby, 19 she/they/it

@greendolphinprison

She takes my brown mouse...It's just goddamn transfem dyke 18+ blog https://on.soundcloud.com/vAVDz2xHQH7tRqgd8

idgaf about boys. they don't exist in my reality. don't bring up boys unless you're talking about how you dumped them. thats all i wanna hear. thanks

that's sexist lol

you can't be sexist to boys because they don't exist, sorry for the inconvenience.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

between this "mane n' tail" shampoo and this "hard as hoof" nail strengthening cream im beginning to suspect that someone out there may be plotting to turn me into a horse

once getting embarrassed starts to make you horny, you really are pretty much cooked. like, shame was supposed to be the emotion that would have saved you, and now it's also making you worse. nothing to do but enjoy the trip down, at that point.

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