sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

I might just be extremely in my thirties now but I simply cannot take any sort of fandom discourse anymore. I barely could before but I am at maximum capacity. just... just watch the thing and enjoy it or whatever, be nice to each other, isn't life hard enough

i'm going to perish

I'M GOING TO PASS AWAY

i'm sat here in my university's library trying not to fucking implode. i've been stunlocked. i'm reading a line, taking off my glasses, dying in silence, putting them back on, and then reading another line, and then taking them off, ad nauseam

how am i meant to fucntion after this? 😭😭

i cant keep up with how this story keeps open-palm backhanding me. over and over and over again. this is excruciating. i need to get amy in on this

Ah, the Ranked Competitive Breast Growth experience

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 18th, 2026:

this is like murdering someone and then posting their obituary in remembrance come the fuck on bro

evergreen tweet

Having a side shave ups your romanceable potential by 50%.

No, not you, Caduceus

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

Theyre putting him down :(

Disney trying to guilt trip us into not using him when he enters public domain omg

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

Type of shit your grandparents tell you that is categorically unconvincing

i love this image because not only is it accurate but also every time i see it i subconsciously scan the image to make sure its not somewhere i know. because everywhere in england looks like this. could be literally anywhere.