hands you this and waits patiently

ummm captain? I will not “man” the cannons. I will WOMAN the cannons, because im a feminist. when did this ship get so short lol

inventing a new card game. its basically uno but Reverse has been replaced with Perverse, which basically a Wild you can fuck. also the losers gets sent to the gallows

charl0ttan:

there are some images i havent seen in years

is this one of them

dont get a big ego about me swearing fealty to you. i would kill and die for almost any reason

were fucked

rewatching Scrubs and fujoing outtttt

kaijuno:

the prettiest girl in the world

cottoncandylesbo:

its so nice to be nobody from nowhere if you’re somebody from somewhere i pity you

^ you rn

(peasant voice) you guys are soooo fucking stupid for trying to overthrow your fuedal lordes. mine gives me food scraps and hasnt even fucked my wife is months. dont ruin this for everyone just because youre whiney

poketcg-art:

Team Rocket’s Mareep – Teeziro

in 10 years all blogs will be indistinguishable from fuckedelf and pjackk

you cant tell me to do that at work ill get fired

greenlabcoat:

getting pulled over and failing the breathalyzer by blowing a .12% blood/elf-cum level

of course i used my candy cane to hook the gun from his holster and give him 2 jolly point blank gifts

getting pulled over and failing the breathalyzer by blowing a .12% blood/elf-cum level