prokopetz:

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat’s head.

(via elodieunderglass)

allbuthuman:

ovid:

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it’s a romcom to YOU. to me it’s psychological horror

(via modmad)

stringcage:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

(via nobody-n-particulur)

tonysaintborgi:

tonysaintborgi:

Quiznos Coyote is a mood that you can feel. next time you feel it say “I feel Quiznos Coyote about this.”

ALT

(via aspiringwarriorlibrarian)

nitewrighter:

“You were terrible enough and enough of a public figure for your death to merit a Destiel News meme, but you were not noteworthy or influential enough for your death to merit a Crab Rave,” is an uttered depressing legacy to have as far as terrible people go.

(via nobody-n-particulur)

certifieddragonenjoyer:

I’m not even gonna bring out the asexual beam I’m just gonna start saying popular ships are celibate and when people are like tf are you on im gonna say “being allosexual doesn’t mean they have to want sex!”

(via the-spaced-out-ace)

halles-comet:

I’m just an easy mark for dumb pilot humor. Today the captain was like “we’re now at altitude, feel free to move around, my one rule is you must stay inside the plane” and I lost it. It’s funny because you would die a horrible death akin to standing unencumbered on Pluto

(via bedlamsbard)

prokopetz:

They looked like a wet cat, which is to say refusing to acknowledge their situation with such rigid dignity that it almost feels foolish to bring it up.

(via aspiringwarriorlibrarian)

:

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn’t think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

(via table-top-romulan-playing-games)

zooophagous:

byjove:

Cemeteries are not wastes of space. Historical cemeteries ESPECIALLY are not wastes of space. The fact developers are continuously foaming at the mouth to destroy them and put a strip mall up in their place should make you even more determined to help maintain them. In urban areas, they are a haven for wildlife. They are a green space. If you are too afraid of death to utilize them for that purpose, that is on you.

Thank you. Historically cemeteries were treated as parks, and it wasn’t uncommon to see people not only enjoying the grounds but actually playing games and having picnics there. Somewhere along the line we decided that these activities were inappropriate and that cemeteries were off limits and now people see them as wasted space because they feel too awkward to enjoy them.

They’re not only beautiful green spaces but excellent public displays of history and art history, and if you care to look closely you can find out a lot just by studying stones.

For example- notice how few modern headstones are dedicated to young children versus the ones erected before vaccines were widespread.

The cemetery near here has the state’s largest silver maple crowning its grounds. Many of the trees in older cemeteries are some of the largest and oldest trees in an area.

Cemeteries are for the living, not the dead. Enjoy them. Go birdwatching in them. Don’t be stupid in them sure but don’t be too afraid to touch them either.

And for the love of God don’t mindlessly support turning them into parking lots and “"luxury”“ condos.

(via mercurydancer)