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De Tomaso Panera

@griffonatrix

twentysomething lesbian millennial sipping her avocado iphone
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So, do most people just not engage with the fact that Jackass depicts a story of grief? Y'all are really just watching a guy in a portapotty getting launched by a slingshot and doing Nostalgia Critic "whoa what a weird movie"-tier analysis?

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my take on the tma/tme discourse is that it's maybe not a super useful distinction because lots of cis women aren't tme, and it's not because they get policed by the same rubric or whatever it's because so many clearly want to be bred by a woman with a cock and society doesn't want that to happen

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i don't know enough about mtg to do the first half of this joke but how about you start magically gathering some bitches on your dick?

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

One of the reasons the democratic party will continue to steadfastly support ICE regardless of public opinion is that its shareholders are terrified of the hundreds of millions of climate migrants of the future and agree with MAGA that the US must become an impenetrable fortress

me when i remember i have friends who like me and think about me and want to talk to me and acknowledge my existence even when i’m not there

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My cat got his claw stuck in my cheek, which wasn’t fun, but while I was in the bathroom cleaning it up and crying (because I’d also stubbed my toe on the way to the bathroom) he comes up to me and gives me the most baleful, apologetic face I’ve ever seen on a cat and I pick him up and his little heart is racing and I’m just like I love u little guy it’s okay and people will say that cats don’t love you.

I hate when people imply America has only just recently become evil. We need to go back to when America was SENSIBLE and NORMAL because I was oblivious to fascism and imperialism

Seeing a lot of "tRump and Kegseth committed PERFIDY when they blew up Venezuelan boats" today, which is true, they apparently fired from an aircraft which was made to look like a civilian airliner, with missiles hidden inside the fuselage, but hey why exactly did they have that plane to begin with? What non-perfidious use were previous administrations using that plane for?

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