the REAL reaper.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

1000 FOLLOWER EVENT!!!

NEW BARGAIN: ASK ME ANY QUESTION AND I MIGHT ANSWER IT. MAYBE

NEWER BARGAIN: I DON’T KNOW

NEWERER BARGAIN: I STILL DON’T KNOW

And now, for just a small price, you’ll be able to speak with the dead as part of my 500 follower event!!! just send an ask detailing the target and your message for them and I’ll send it right across!!!! I can also tell you what shape your soul is!!!!!!!!!


link to family post here
link to the Reaper’s soliloquy here

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crow-offical

Anonymous asked:

Imagine not knowing @grim-reaper-offical's legal full government name like major L for you

crow-offical answered:

Is this like supposed to be a Death Note reference?

i think there was a guy named L

grim-reaper-offical

Oh no that guy actually knows my full legal government name. Lolz.

crow-offical

GRIM REAPER OFFICAL IS NAMED LOLZ

?!?!?!?!?

grim-reaper-offical

I wish...

crow-offical

well you can change it

grim-reaper-offical

TRUE…..

concept-of-death-offical

concept-of-death-offical asked:

...Are you my creator? Are you bossman?

grim-reaper-offical answered:

Uhh… I don’t know? I Mean if you waaanted me to be… I could…

There are 3 whole deaths now. There’s me, you and @death-offical

death-offical

Dam… I guess I’m a dad now…

Yay

grim-reaper-offical

I think all us deaths probably enjoy neglecting our children

concept-of-death-offical

I don't neglect anything! I also don't have anything to neglect because my boss doesn't let me have mortal joys... But nonetheless!

grim-reaper-offical

Trust me, if our bosses were actually kind we’d neglect everything anyway. I got crows and I don’t think I’ve fed them in weeks….