sleeping on the floor is making a comeback after i was in the woods for 12 hours and fell asleep on my doormat after getting home.
maybe it shouldn't. I woke up convinced there was a portal opening to the rat dimension next to me but it was my headlamp
you need to go back to the rat dimension they need your help
last time i listen to you
Popplio n' Friends drawn in a program even more limited than MSPaint
Somehow I managed to max out Speed during a Bakushin run...
Y'know, the online guides I use all say that I need to max out speed for various Umas, but I genuinely don't know how you're supposed to do that realistically. Like, is that a "Whales with every support card MLBd, and every character at five stars and Potential Lvl 5" thing or am I just bad at this game?
revisited the "what if our trainer was an uma too" au
Okay but hear me out: new URA career scenario where an NPC umamusume named Seven Rings trains to be a trainer.
OH MY GOD HELLO??? I DIDN'T EXPECT ANYONE TO WRITE A QHOLE SCENARIO OF HER??? OH MY GOD 😭😭😭 THANK YOU that's such a sweet idea i'm gonna cry 😭😭😭
I have like event cards and dialogue choices pinging around in my head, I am only slightly normal about this.
Ohhh I see—I mean, yes this was all an elaborate plan to draw out more OC lore. 🤓
Does Seven's mom and/or dad have names? And it's really angry-making to me when parents do that, like what a betrayal of one of the most basic relationships in humankind. I wished I could convince King not to even touch her phone after certain races.
LMAO I want to know everything!!! I suck at dialogue, I would love to see what you thought of her!! 🥹
And nope, her parents don't have names yet.... only their last names are known, I felt like it was better that way (I didn't want to think of their names)
It makes me just as angry!! my poor King..... at least her and Rings can comfort each other (eventually)
Yessss 🌸
(Blue text just means 'insert trainee name here' but also my beloved daughter is my default career so. Green text is a scenario link character. Also, I know this basically turned into a fanfic, but I swear I am normal about Seven Rings. I could write more dialogue but I didn't want to keep going at the risk of losing her voice before you told me more about her)
HELLOOOOO??? THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER??? oh my god i'm screaming
things some people, especially people who are new to ao3 or fandom/fanfic space as a whole, seem to not understand:
duuude if any Uma were to get an ova/anime after Oguri I’d want it to be Ofevre because the horse’s IRL story feels like something straight out of a sports anime
for those who don’t know, Ofevre is currently only in JP Uma musume, and is Golshi’s irl brother. Before the Arima Kinen, Ofevre’s jockey made a promise to a young boy with a terminal illness to win it for him. And while the boy passed away two weeks before the race, Ofevre not only won the Arima Kinen, but won it by 8 LENGTHS, close to the record. IMO the commentator’s commentary during the last leg of the race is fucking legendary
Burn this moment into your eyes! This is Ofevre!!!!
I love that a lion with an eagle's head and wings is such a well-known mythical beast but apparently the English language can only agree on a grand total of 3 out of 7 letters in its name.
Regex that ought to match (most) spelling variations of this mythical beast's name:
I write it either as gryffin or griffin
But
Gruphon, gryffon, griphen (sounds like the plane, grippen, lmao), gruffin and others would be enlightened spellings
@artemisonahunt this one is for you
honestly? abandoned/on indefinite hiatus/very slow to update fics, even and especially AUs and longfics, are often some of my absolute favorites. and people who refuse to read them are missing out!
for one, stories don’t have to be finished to be enjoyable and worth reading. but also? an unfinished fic is a whole little universe that just keeps on existing in my head! their world stays alive for me in a way that doesn’t always happen with fics I binge read and finish, and i love it. i don’t know how their story ends, so it just keeps going! and even when those stories DO update and finish years later, they’ve been in my head for so long that they stick around like old friends.
so to any author with unfinished works: thank you SO much for sharing what you had without waiting to finish it first. you’re just giving me the gift of getting to spend more time with your story and your idea. if you do update again someday, i’ll be delighted to jump back in! but if you don’t, just know a little piece of your world still lives on in a beloved tiny terrarium in my brain. i promise i’m taking good care of it :)
i don’t normally ask this, but if this resonates with you please reblog it, so it can reach the authors who need to hear it <3
