hmpf
They mad asf in the comments btw tho he’s right
NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT
[ID: Instagram reel by jocrew_. It shows a young black man touching the side of his air with an indifferent expression and white text that reads, "Me realizing that if heated rivalry was with 2 black men would y'all even still obsess over this show." The caption also reads, "Y'all can attack me i don't give a fuck." End ID]
historical linguistics is so cool/sad. there's just so much we can never know.
Reading sci-fi: How is it that humans colonized the whole galaxy but don't remember what planet they came from?
Real anthropologists: we don't know the name of the people whose cultural hegemony resulted in half the world speaking a descendent of their language. We think they dug pits and had several h-like sounds.
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S
This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about
finally….
important relic from the Tumblr Dark Ages
September 6th, 2014
they don’t tell you that everyone you ever love(d) in your life will haunt you
