spitblaze:

gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy

superdz555:

bathroomcube:

now remember, “kink” is to “fetish” as “poisonous” is to “venomous”

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we’re all counting on you.

(link)

vhs-dvd-comboplayer:

birdbigbutch:

maykitz:

you stole dog blood

wholeheartedsuggestions:

sending extra love to the friend who always feels like they’re on the outside, who walks behind the group when there’s no room on the sidewalk, who is always the listener and the giver. you are an amazing person and friend. i hope people acknowledge that, because you deserve it.

brokenbythesirensound:

oleskyfm:

depsidase:

aqwult:

it’s not a scrapbook! it’s my captain’s log! >_<

delmondo:

2016 is back in the worst possible way

effemimaniac:

I’m so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she’s going to be ok she’s just high as fuck

boobieenjoyer: