finally lost my last marble & made a bbc m*rlin blog LMFAOO bless my complete lack of brain cells this is the worst idea ive ever had
[at the knights of camelot introduction round]
older knight: so why did you guys decide to serve arthur ^ ^
lancelot, elyan, percival: (collective murmurs about honour and chivalry and courageousness)
gwaine, wearing his armour back to front: his manservant had a certain je ne say kwa………
i know i persecute your kind and uphold a law that makes your very existence punishable by death but that doesnt mean u can be rude to me..... im a nice guy but there are limits like u know i have feelings too right? youre being a bit unreasonable to me right now 😭 i didnt even burn you at the stake yet and ur already mad at me :( boohoo merlin console me.... tell me have i not brought peace and justice upon this land ? have i not been a good boy
Pluto's been cutting like at least 15 minutes of the episodessss and I've only just noticed
honestly the show shouldve utilised kilgharrah’s old age more interestingly and leaned into a more senile side of him like ⬇️
kilgharrah, with a booming voice, towering high above a large crowd and striking a terrible fear into the hearts of citizens and knights alike: i will lay waste to this land and leave no patch unburned!! fear me!!!! you will all die !!!!!! [everyone trembles in fright]
a tired merlin stepping calmly towards him: come on grandpa lets get you to bed . sorry about him guys
need to find more characters who avoid sex/dating not because they're asexual or because of sexual trauma but due to entirely unrelated lifelong psychological problems that have made them uninterested in acting upon desire or have a hard time feeling anything at all that isn't unrelenting grief. uh for a friend, not for me of course
