hidden inventory!

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

starting a collection

oh, kon-el

oh somethings happening to their bank account alright

I wish DC was more consistent with Guy Gardner working in Special Ed because i think it functions so well for a GL. Translator not working? its okay Guy knows how to get what someone wants when theyre nonverbal. violent altercation? yeah hes dealt with diffusing a meltdown before No worry about a mistranslation between languages, Guy can if he needs to talk very literally and clearly. He's still an absolute gruff jerk, but he has such a heart and perfect skills for this

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

I have made some memes to commemorate the day

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

Ebeneezer in 1742 wakes with a start as for some reason he has put out his guttering candle by slapping atop it ith the palm of his hand. His hand is burned and his nightgown and cap are spattered with hot wax.

Fascinated by the perceived necessity of an Equivalent Exchange

New fallout episode today 😝😝😝

hey, hey, don’t cry. seals are recolonizing the tidal zone of the Thames River in London, okay?

that noise that my carabiner makes when i walk is actually a mating call

Messy guy doodles! I'm throwing bricks at him

thinking about the time they gave me a fuck ton of free meat at a steak house bc i think the staff thought i got stood up by a date when in reality i had just left a wedding & was still dressed up

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp