Hi, I'm An Asshole

catsbeaversandducks:

“Claws & Fur”: Cathulhu, Frankatenstein, Count Catula and Pawlyphemus

Art by Vlad Gheneli

bleedthebeat:

grab somebody nuanced tell em perhaps

halles-comet:

halles-comet:

I’ve been listening to the people in the apartment below me have arguments for two years now and I still can’t figure out what language they’re speaking. The best I can narrow it down is like if Portuguese and Hebrew had a baby. Is that a common pidgin combination

I just listened to a clip of this and jesus christ you fucking got it. there are like 3500 people in the whole united states who speak this and two of them are in a very fraught marriage four feet below me

lurks-no-more:

katjohnadams:

As the saying goes, the difference between having nothing and having a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

The difference between having a million dollars and having a billion dollars is also a billion dollars.

That million is 0.1% of the billion dollars; it’s a literal rounding error.

disgustinggf:

gaysie:

ive been repeating this in my head since i read it and i fear its not getting better

audible-smiles:

the social norm of “its your ethical responsibility to be constantly aware of, and angry about, every bad thing happening in the world at all times, even if you can’t possibly do anything about it” is possibly the best way I can imagine to create burnout and cynicism and depression in a population, so good job guys

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

scorpionlafemme:

[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Walker (parachute emoji) (@/ maxl1am) reading: Regardless of how you were raised it’s your job to grow up. /End ID]

animentality:

perequiste:

i think that whenever you sleep you should wake up with a full health bar