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So I’ve got this friend whose nervous because she’s trans and dating this guy who she hasn’t told yet because they’ve only been on a two dates. For this story let’s call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don’t worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I’m having and she can tell him she’s trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro’s reaction when she tells him she’s trans, and that she understands if he doesn’t want to keep dating her it’s no big deal.
He’s baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn’t had bottom surgery yet…
“Oh you have a dick?”
“… yeah.”
He look’s around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
“Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don’t worry Babe! Watch this!”
And ya’ll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self “Oh they don’t think I can’t please my girl, but I’ll show them!”
I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.
“Man its too bad that im straight since I’ve got like no gag reflex and all.”
“Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery.”
Mayhem is looking at a very long recovery period post hip replacement surgery. In an effort to ease that process, I’ve got the tent thingie the vet recommended set up (as she needs to have very very restricted mobility while she heals). I’m encouraging her to play and get familiar with it, so it’ll be less alarming.
I’m curious how many folks didn’t get the pun in Adam Smasher’s name until reading this post because we typically don’t call particle accelerators “atom smashers” anymore.
Being real i didnt think it was a pun i just thought he was called that because it was The 80s
The two coincide more often than you might think – a lot of obnoxiously edgy 1980s villain names are also goofy wordplay.
At first I thought “who doesn’t know particle accelerators are sometimes called ‘atom smashers’” and then I realized 1) that most people are only broadly aware of the existence of particle accelerators and that’s the nerdiest thought I’ve ever had, and 2) even I primarily know particle accelerators are sometimes called atom smashers because of the DC Comics superhero of the same name, who fucking no one else knows
In my experience, your average layperson is possibly aware of individual particle accelerators from having seen them name-checked in news article headlines, but doesn’t know the term “particle accelerator”, and isn’t aware that, for example, the Large Hadron Collider is part of a specific class of devices and not just a weird one-of-a-kind contraption. Heck, they probably couldn’t even tell you whether the “large” in LHC refers to the hadrons, or to the collider.
Well now I need to google if the L in LHC refers to the H or the C
Okay, it’s called the Large Hadron Collider cause the Collider is Large (27km circumference)
Some quick research suggests that hadrons are generally pretty small
Hi so imagine secret relationship LiuJiu except one day Shen Qingqiu leaves a bite mark on Liu Qingge’s adams apple and he just. Leaves it there. His claim mark. Cherish it.
And people see it and they start asking, and he refuses to answer.
Shen Qingqiu is sitting there sending glares at Liu Qingge but they both know he’s pleased to see the evidence of his affections there.
