33 | Poland | she/her | aro/ace | unfunny and embracing it humour, cats, art & personal

mint-swirl:

hellmurderisland:

hellmurderisland:

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

#me with gob #me with shmilk

slogans for the upcoming orc election

mimiteyy:

achillesinhighheels:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???

sentientsky:

virgomoon:

you can never go back. this is your one life. you had a bad childhood and that’s it. you lost your teen years to mental illness and that’s it. you’re miserable in your 20s and that’s it. you just go forward

reallyreallyreallytrying:

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

kat4884:

didn’t jesus do something similar to that

duelpersonality:

What’s the most common irreparable linguistic shift you experience from attending Hellsite U?

It fuken wimdy

I’m going to get a good grade in _____

Me, an intellectual

You’re telling me a _____ fried this rice?

_____, my beloved.

Don’t quote the deep magic to me, witch.

Other (add in tags)

sea-beam:

who is Electric Bill and why do we all have to keep paying him

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

theunsubtleknife:

flagellant:

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else’s fucking business! Check it out!

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I wanna formally thank @theunsubtleknife for the ID, because I spent a good thirty seconds waiting for this to load before sulkily scrolling on, thinking I would have to refresh my feed.

memesnotwelcome:

fidelcostco:

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

ladytengen:

dogpuppy:

cylo:

funny-tik-toks:

so enchanted by this fella, i had to draw him

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

catasters:

Ok but that cat has fantastic swedish pronunciation

thepeelingrenoir:

thepeelingrenoir:

20thcenturystarlet:

New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

The fact this isn’t a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I’ve ever seen.

My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography… I’ve just never seen anything like it.