even saying cost of living leaves something bitter in my mouth what kind of fucking phrase is that. vile

This is just factually true.

not to be dramatic i would take a bullet for the praying mantis build a bear

Male wood duck (Aix sponsa)
Photos by me 1/13/26

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

so maybe they do allow men from texas play bisexuals with daddy issues in canada. maybe it really was the straws thing

LOUIS TOMLINSON. IMPOSTER. JANUARY 20TH

no mondays in the cambrian era

show-runners do not owe audiences the ending that they wanted or even the one people with media literacy anticipated. unless it’s supernatural in which case the show-runners still owe their audiences $100 million each in emotional damages

Vampires doing the equivalent of a wine tasting but it’s with unconscious/dying humans, and they’re describing all the notes and flavors while gesturing with a whole human being as if they were a glass of merlot.