fairyinthetrees:

hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.

thebrattybat-deactivated2023033:

I’m your tumblr crush now. You don’t have a choice.

roseworth:

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

nor-man-nor-mythical:

[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]

twinsfawn:

how to move through life like a real human being and not a reanimated corpse

is-this-a-good-cat:

cheddar-baby:

cheddar-baby:

peppermoths:

peppermoths:

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

No

That’s a snale

orpheuslament:

orpheuslament:

krippe90:

orpheuslament:

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

brainbustaa:

bites you bites you bites you

turnstileskyline:

consensually ran over an emo boy and his studded belt slashed my tires fml