this and this and this

vityamins:

The face of a man who thinks he’s about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

my-2nd-account:

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

littlegirlinvisible:

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06: THE COTTAGE
+ HRTwT VERSION

aavec:

I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com

heymacy:

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

sloanegabe:

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

gil-estel:

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

hrgifs:

ilya ‘needy top’ rozanov

heated-hollanov:

I love my bisexual menace. 😈😂

firstprinced:

bye.

yrsonpurpose:

In these more stoic cultures, it’s like, if I don’t know you, you’re not in. But the moment you are in, I will fucking die for you. Once Shane was in, Ilya was like, “You’re mine forever. I will do anything for you.” — Connor Storrie

twilight–paladin:

dogpuppy:

(via just-abnormal-human)

redstonedust:

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising “organic blood” sourced from “willing donors” who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

(via mr-deep-downer)

bester-jester:

tuxankhamun:

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won’t be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

(via quasarkisses)

grrwoof-woof:

“but the text never explicitly stated it!!!” hey, so that’s actually what they tried to teach you in those english classes you barely passed 😁

(via just-abnormal-human)