the soft jackalope of your body

ok, so we’re doing this,,,,,

hi i’m hilary (she/they/it). author, lapsed podcaster, occasional game writer. made one post that blew up.

my writing (and in theory links to all the rest of my shit) here
my podcast (also @trunkcast) here
my games (or game singular) on itch here

Good luck enjoying your picnic with nothing to breathe, a sky actively trying to mutate you, and a side of volcanic smog.

hummus-tea

thememedaddy:

seananmcguire

meangirlnurse:

meangirlnurse:
i have yet to see tumblr’s mature content filter actually flag any mature content on my dash. it’s basically always shit like this
i have to admit, it does make me contemplate the latent eroticism of art pieces that i would not have considered erotic without the label

blessphemy

starminesister:

embroiderycrafts:
…or is it? by colormuse on reddit.
artist’s Reddit post

knitmeapony

ponyregrets:

cookierunned:

cookierunned:
Need to be old and a hater for a second. Someone tell the kids to stop making “fancam”s and start making full blown AMVs again. I am Being deprived.
No more 15 second loops CUT IT OUT. I need the full song. AT LEAST a minute and a half. I need the Sony Vegas Adobe After Effects filters and editing. I need voiced lines spliced into the video for impact. This is an ART FORM. COMMIT.

vaspider

songofsunset:

unfavorableinstigation:
unfavorableinstigation:
Today’s revelation is that I watch hockey exactly the same as a teenaged streamer’s mom.
“Oh no, that guy fell! I hope he’s okay!
-oh, well, he’s okay enough to hit that guy, I guess he’s fine then. Yay team!”
The thing I’ve actually been invested in for the entire game is ‘when Bob’s Discount Furniture will show up again’. It is displayed behind at least one team bench. Boyfriend’s got the World’s Nicest Friend, who used to play hockey at an extremely high level, and he was gracious enough to start the “Show Us The Bench” chant with me.
Someday, when I’m a billionaire, I’m going to make an anonymous donation to a for-profit company and pay for a bench sponsorship for Bianca Amor’s Liquidation Supercentre.
They are doing Replays now, which is apparently to fill the 15 minutes or so that the zamboni cleans the ice. I have decided that, when I am Supreme Hockey Ruler, the zamboni will be the uncontested best part of the hockey game. It will have jugglers standing on the back of it as it drives around. Couturists will fight for the right to drape the zamboni for particularly high-profile games. One of the richer host cities will have Cirque du Soleil on the zamboni. Do you see my vision?
The first hockey game I ever went to was a themed Star Wars night and Boba Fett was riding the Zamboni, it was great

hummus-tea

pooslie:

byjove:
byjove:
Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.
Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

domsdickey

bogleech:

transhuman-priestess:
transhuman-priestess:
zombieofdrake:
haildiscordia:
nitewrighter:
Here’s dril’s candles on a graph for reference.
It’s easy to look at these and assume “well, high crime cities need more police,” but i think that’s putting the cart before the horse.
Police make crime worse.
Police take fiscal oxygen out of the room, away from actual social support programs. The money spent on policing could go to housing, nutritional services, healthcare, civil rights, building inspections, labor rights enforcement, street maintenance, public transportation. But it goes to paying guys to sit around idling Ford Explorers all day and hitting poor people with sticks.
Crime follows poverty in absolutely every single case. Every single “high crime city” is because of the fucking poverty.