going to karaoke night and asking for pink floyd's classic "another brick in the eall, pt.2" and then as soon as it comes on i start singing the nostalgia critic version of the lyrics and its clear i know them by heart and ive done this many times before and by the end im escorted off stage for sobbing uncontrollably

idk i wanted to draw old gay hedgehogs

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

your time starts now

gm_underground

suggested by anonymous

i wonder what they did further in that dream

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

*releases a single angelic note*

Smeeking on my flower

Honey possum (Tarsipes rostratus)

Ok gamers kind of went off with custom emotes, that shit rules

capitalism