lilkakow:

Telephone given to Joseph Stalin on his 70th birthday from the workers of aviation workshop No. 1 in Lodz, Republic of Poland, 1949

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auntymurda:

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

airmetsierra:

umamusume-gifs:

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stop scrolling for a bit so they can jam out to whatever music you’re listening to

real-language-facts:

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

davidemmerich:

I’m a big hit at parties because I say things like “death to all who oppose us” and “the reckoning is at hand” when I’m clicked on

what-even-is-thiss:

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

april:

ⓘ Tip
If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

pjackk is beloved bc a lot of us are 5 seconds of lapsed concetration and one bad gas station sandwich away from posting like that too

fantasy:

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reality:

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djcalvycakes:

When limp bizkit comes on at the bowling alley and you unleash hatred upon the pins.

cognitohazardous:

every ad: hey, im a candid, friendly, conventionally attractive young adult. money is hard right now! have you heard of gambling?

twinkhole-destroyer:

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

cali:

cali:

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good thing he survived this

unless……. this is ai generated ?

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kind of rude but atleast they checked for pronouns

brainrotdotorg:

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast