A Cook’s Tour

Mexico 2001

can we talk about something else

see me splendid

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

the white girl on your dash with bad bangs and “male tears” mugs that posts “kill all men” glittertext gifs is dating this guy irl

i will never ever ever get over this post. i found a screenshot of it on my phone like 5 days ago and lost my shit all over again. it’s just too real

this is a foundational text to me i can’t believe it hasn’t even cracked 4k retweets

secretary (2002)

secretary (2002)

Just found out about the weirdest shark ever

Prickly dogfish

This is not photoshopped

no...

Biting your older friends and relations on the legs does not make you beloved.

A Cook’s Tour

Mexico 2001

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I think Addison Rae could be the cindy crawford of our time like Cindy with a record deal. The Pepsi connection is there too. But like I always get this crawfordian charm with her in the music videos and Cindy was never a frail type of model they have very similar builds. So what I need Addison to do is make a workout tape. That needs to be her next endeavor. A workout tape to convert all the ana blog coquette girls into active healthy strong gym rats. I’ve talked about this before like once a month but Cindy is my fave bc she introduced me to so much of the shoegazey dream pop I grew up to loving through her workout tape “the next challenge” which till this day is unlike anything else in the work out tape universe. There isn’t a single tape more stylish chill and inviting I discovered Cocteau twins through this tape bc it features This Mortal Coil and One Dove and A.C. Marias. So I looked them up and went down a rabbit hole of dream pop gorgeousness. and I think Addison can be the person to bring this into the 21st century. She’s already trying to establish herself as a good taste haver so if she can get a soundtrack that rivals this one it would slay